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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

599 Following   3,209 Followers   2,607 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07

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Apparently 'ping' has become a transitive verb, as in, "let me ping it to you."Eating asparagus, I was wondering what it is made of. Carbs? No. Fat? No. Anything? … No. It is made of nothing. https://t.co/KSNTJxdTSD
5/26
2015
@bling0 It's incredible how much I have to spend for a bucket of glorified powdered milk! But… I succumb. 💪
5/25
2015
@jasonlk Hey, look at the bright side: at least this @Adobe "cloud" product doesn't require desktop software!
5/24
2015
Knowledge and experience are essential but creativity differentiates the cool cats from the rest of the pack http://t.co/2ZgaD3To6w
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@jasonlk Yes. Unequivocally, yes.@pmarca that awkward moment in history when bicycles were "morally hazardous" http://t.co/Uptuvyd67j
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisp.s., @virginamerica, it's only May ;-)OK, @VirginAmerica! I crossed 100k status points for 2015 today, 2x the goal for your highest tier. Where's my extra-special superstatus? :)
5/22
2015
@pmarca Why can't you just pick a side already??@ghobs91 @valaafshar @calestous 2. He said "Using Twitter for *literate* communication," emphasis mine. I think the statement is true. ;-)@ghobs91 @valaafshar @calestous 1. It wasn't a quote from a NY Times writer; it was the writer quoting a science fiction writer.@valaafshar Never mind, found it: http://t.co/j2R4tVJMpv (cc @calestous)@valaafshar I searched NYT for that quote about Twitter but couldn't find it. Do you have a URL? (cc @calestous)@emilychangtv Looks like the "Silicon Valley" crew got the gender and ethnicity balance right *behind* the scenes, too!I wish my @AugustSmartLock actually worked more often. I have about a 25% success rate. 75% of the time? "Out of Range." Or "Checking lock."Wet dog > wet BART
5/21
2015
Some of my takeaways from the Gartner Digital Workplace Summit. #Millennials are changing everything! #GartnerDWS http://t.co/zH4UyhK7M6
5/20
2015
[Webinar] Tomorrow, @stanine explains how to create mobile content for your sales team! http://t.co/lDJwoYh8iz #SalesTraining
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5/19
2015
Yeah, @shaig! @philzcoffee is da domb. Maybe you should just move back to SF… :)@ebolaphone Yeah, rude. And dumb. "I am looking for a company that I can help grow the business." Grammar ftw!@joshuaforman “Hi, I'd like to buy your company. Do you know that it takes time to raise capital? Pshaw! Just sell! And fire yourself!!”It just doesn't seem like this is the right way to buy my company. Or take my job. #stu #pid http://t.co/eGui1Wuq2b@josiah10000 Your reply would have been funnier if it had included an egregious grammar error, jfyi.@josiah10000 That article deserves the death penalty for crimes against grammar.I'm generally not in favor of the death penalty, but with #Tsarnaev, it's not worth the money to keep him in jail. Call me cheap.
5/15
2015
Bought protein powder. Checkout system at the store makes me a special offer on my next purchase of... Metamucil. Heh.@bling0 Was your response intended to be ironic? There's plenty of bias against LGBT people in the Bay Area, even if it's better than avg.Wow. Having an LGBT-related item on your resume gets you 23% fewer calls back. @TheRealFreada at @inkling #diversityintech #diversity
5/14
2015
Ha! @benioff, could the @ge scanner figure out what's going on in @jimcramer's crazy brain? ;-)@Motorola, you have 10 days to release Lollipop 5.1 for my Moto X before I go back to iOS forever... 5.0 is almost unusable for many tasks.
4/28
2015
I'm pretty sure my mother is single-handedly keeping Blue Mountain greetings alive.People who talk on their cell phones with it pressed against their ear… with the speakerphone on.
4/26
2015
Holy smokes, Internet. Upgrade your forum software already. (cc @DanGill) http://t.co/DBw4uPQ6q5
4/24
2015
Absolutely love what the @CODE2040 team is doing. Thanks for presenting to the @Inkling team. We can't wait to welcome even more Fellows!
4/23
2015
I always remember I got a message. I sometimes remember what it said. But I never remember where… Gtalk, WhatsApp, Email, SMS, or Slack?
4/21
2015
Re @bluebottleroast and Tartine, does "joining forces" mean "we bought them?" I'm confused about what's going on. https://t.co/LJIV2QGf5b
4/20
2015
Two roommates stab each other in heated iPhone vs. Android debate. Sounds like a case for @geoffreyfowler to settle! http://t.co/HlfjrmQy6H
4/19
2015
Great to see that @VirginAmerica is #1 for quality a third year in a row! Glad someone is fighting for quality. http://t.co/jfiPpudgHv
4/18
2015
I wish there were better ways to deselect an active element (ie, text field) than finding a tiny spot of inactive white pixels to click on.
4/15
2015
Presenting on what we did during Inkling's "Extra Credit": 3 days away to make some pretty cool ideas come to life. http://t.co/x7BXHu7V1J
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisAT @UNITED, OUR SCHEDULES ARE FOR YOU TO FOLLOW, NOT US.
4/6
2015
Am I the only person who finds these @trivago ads to be supremely grating? Why is he explaining how to use Kayak?@edsurge "Why are we are"? Fix that graphic.@hunterwalk SoylentiniVery, VERY few people get to have their #LinkedIn title be "Strategic Advisor," and no good mentor has called themselves "mentor." Ever.Of course, my last tweet may have been inadvertently ironic.People tweet things that seemed really clever in their own heads, but which even they can't decipher when they re-read it 5 mins later.
4/3
2015
The @BoyScouts bans gays, which is mind blowing. An explicit belief that children must be protected from LGBT people? Is this 2015? omgwtf..
4/2
2015
@benioff I'll make it 101. Thanks for your leadership.@calestous Do you have any evidence for that claim? ;-)Urgency without focus is panic.IN business says they won't serve gay weddings ("we're not discriminating against anyone"….), gets Internet treatment http://t.co/oILlIdKP7o
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4/1
2015
I'm OK with churches deciding whom they'll serve and whom they won't. But like any private club, they'll need to start paying their taxes.
3/31
2015
How Google keeps everyone happy http://t.co/KmBBzpfzdf
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3/30
2015
Apple is open for everyone. We are deeply disappointed in Indiana's new law and calling on Arkansas Gov. to veto the similar #HB1228.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis#designerlife http://t.co/dFQ9qoG0bo
Retweeted by Matt MacInnishello welcome to startup here are your poorly defined goals these are your arbitrary deadlines this is your inexperienced boss have fun!
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3/29
2015
@cdixon Another thought on this: feels like "share of market" competition has really become "share of value chain" competition for SaaS s/w.
3/27
2015
Indianans of good conscience and mental fortitude must be utterly appalled at their legislators. http://t.co/745tRrBvbc #Indiana #LGBTArmani is now doing "anti-fit" jeans as a backlash to "slim fit." The more things change…
3/25
2015
Dear customer: yes! Our software can do that... or almost anything, given enough money and time... How much you got?
3/23
2015
@ndrwhr I sort of want my 10 minutes back. But I also sort of want to go to that blue-red psychedelic forest.@gadget_ry @motowashere That image is a piece of artwork done in 2009 by a Japanese artist who goes by the name A4size-ska on DeviantArt.We can all stop posting crappy photos of the #Eclipse2015 now, the International Space Station just won. http://t.co/qA3IXJ7vTA
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3/22
2015
The only time the word incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.
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3/21
2015
@putorti Invalid babies are the WORST.
3/19
2015
@planetlabs is doing some cool stuff, but boy that's a *lot* of dudes: https://t.co/ebhqv31qO0
3/18
2015
@pmarca Have you ever noticed the irony in the name of one company's "Creative Cloud"? Not to name names or nothin'.
3/17
2015
@parkerconrad Yes, Soylent is literally made from gluten, and I mix it with gluten paste from the local Chinese market just for good measure@zoink Uh oh! What happened? Things that cannot be mentioned on the Twitters? ;)@nathanielmc I've only had a "snack"-sized portion of @soylent so far. Check back in a week or two. :) It has a lot of fiber… eek… heh…Phasing out "normal" food on busy days. Instead, @soylent will sustain me... I hope! Here goes nothing... http://t.co/KI8Bdw9u7fInside a new Macbook without the batteries. http://t.co/9jtIeTu1nE
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3/16
2015
Einstein's advice to Marie Curie on dealing with trolls http://t.co/rkMG26ALvR http://t.co/AjpGcZFZFJ
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@cdixon Agree; it's another frame on the issue that software no longer fits into neat categories, so we all compete at the periphery.@rundavidrun That just made my week. J and K work on the Facebook news feed!jkkjjjjkjkkjjk accidentally ends up in a lot of text fields. Because Gmail.
3/13
2015
Inversely correlated: work craziness and fingernail length.
3/12
2015
our thickest pancake yet http://t.co/JPVabVh1qB
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisI love @Om's story of starting and growing @GigaOm. I'm bummed that such a great thing has come to an end. Thankfully the great @Om has not.
3/9
2015
If you fly @VirginAmerica with any regularity, you'll recognize all of these songs: https://t.co/o8o5GG0TXRI'm going to eat you. http://t.co/3pB29ax4o7
3/8
2015
Your towel cannot be found. http://t.co/GjqR3UXLcB
3/7
2015
Ran some numbers, we can't afford the dog. http://t.co/QbDlLfeWaq
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3/6
2015
<BLINK> TAG NOT WORKING! MUST FIND BIGGER FONT SIZE FOR INTERWEB! http://t.co/f7RAvXdG5T
3/5
2015
Is there any reason to use the word "Abort" in a UI instead of just "Cancel"? Other than making it scary for a user?Lately, New York Times push notifications have essentially become “the ISIS hourly bulletin.”
2/25
2015
Traffic in parts of SF are approaching Manhattan levels of insanity.
2/21
2015
@benioff That's a real nail-biter. I wonder which one will win?It is now fully ambiguous whether tapping an image in a responsive mobile site will activate the link or activate a mouseover. #webdesign
2/20
2015
@hocking5 Mr. Clean Magic Eraser keeps the rubber on Converse shoes (and other kicks) clean. :) It's my secret tool.@stevesi Fascinating primarily because it was solving a real problem. Looks dumb, but… it probably kinda worked.@javahound I can't wait until I can just THINK of paying someone, and SHAZAM! the money is gone from my account. That'll be awesome.A lot of cool things are gonna happen when my smart watch supports NFC.
2/19
2015
Shout out to everyone on the east coast making Global Warming jokes. http://t.co/J6S8x7tHaD
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisWhen a company spams their entire list about an updated website (who cares?) with a broken link…and then emails everyone again to apologize.
2/18
2015
@andreakuszewski Link to the original GIF!@schwa Hmm. Looks like you're in a pickle there.
2/17
2015
7/7 Jun 30, 1975, Businessweek writes: "Undoubtedly it will be Xerox and IBM that will find the way.” Microsoft was founded 85 days prior.
2/16
2015
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