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Fixer of things. Maker of stuff. Photo/graphic whizz. Mac admin. Employed but employable.

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8/28
2015
I feel that I have to bodge all three, because no time to actually be great at all of them.It would be nice if my job had one point. This morning I am cabling AV equipment, later I'll be doing Mac admin, later, design work.
8/27
2015
When i hear a Catatonia song i imagine i am a student in Bristol in the 90s smoking fags in my bedsit and writing a note on a post-it
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8/26
2015
Worried about the security implications of #Windows10? Your answer is OS X, or Linux.
8/24
2015
I wish sites like @Independent and @guardian wouldn't fill space with click-bate.
8/23
2015
There's best part of 100 artists making #Dismaland what it is, not just Banksy. Let's recognise all the artists involved please #mediaThere seem to be people still moaning about #Dismaland tickets. Have any of them read the announcement on the front page of the website?
8/22
2015
Well the #Dismaland site is back up, still the same old image of a calendar. I swear this thing is one big joke at our expense.He may have nothing to do... but I do, for the moment at least.The porter is rolling around the building jangling his keys. I know he wants to fuck of early, but 1.30pm is taking the piss, just a little.It's 2015, and this part of the city still has copper wire. No fiber, anywhere. How is an area full of businesses supposed to survive on 2mbWhy is it every time I come to the Queens Road site I need to do something I can't becuase of their truly awful network.Yeah, the server is under some load. http://t.co/2EkpoAr1pTSeems like the #Dismaland site has crashed under the load of people wanting tickets. That's a damned shame, because I want one too.If only the company I work for would be honest. Pah, what am I saying. Suits? Being honest? Unlikely.
8/21
2015
I spend my working day at the command line these days. It's a long way from Photoshop. #needanewjob
8/19
2015
There is a van on eBay at the moment that describes itself as a "perfect shagginwaggon". Classy sell.
8/18
2015
Magic Mouse with Force Touch. Why?
8/17
2015
Day 12 of not smoking. Still smoking. I'm not even trying any more. It's pointless. I am a hopeless addict.Some people's idea of a bargain is wildly different to my own. £900, for some timber offcuts? Seriously? Is it the last of it's kind?
8/16
2015
Found it. 😄Waiting for the apprentice. Now 15 mins late. Might just start without him.
8/14
2015
Can't stop staring at this... http://t.co/rqW6OiPvac
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianTorrential rain update for North Bristol: still dry, has been all day. Maybe there was a little drizzle about lunchtime.Hey @itsnicethat is there an RSS feed for Studio Audience so we paupers without iPhones can download the podcast to our plastic phones?Weather says it is pounding rain at the moment. Bristol is covered in blue. It's actually bone dry out here.
8/13
2015
I don't really go in for product endorsement, but I genuinely like this #motoG2015
8/12
2015
@Gordon_Keenan I visited three supermarket chains, one the aforementioned, no green, but plenty of red, orange, but I need green.So! #Alphabet. G is for Google. Will M be for Mail, and a new paid service from a separate company? Just theorising.@Gordon_Keenan must be restricted to the SW then.Is there a national shortage of green peppers? Anyone tried to buy one in the last month? #greenpeppershortageuk
8/11
2015
Nova + hipster icon and wallpaper = one sexy launcher experience. Much nicer than ios anyday. http://t.co/tYdv3r6udb
8/10
2015
And when did 600mm become standard depth for desks? We don't all work on 13" laptops you know...Lesson of the day: never trust someone else's measurements.I thought the Gumtree app on iOS was bad, but the android version is just awful. Ads are bigger than items for sale, and so many of them!
8/9
2015
Flyng ants. Thousands of them. I must kill them all with fire.Is rubygems down for everyone, or is it just my dumb office proxy not letting anything through? #sysadmin_meltdown
8/7
2015
In the last month, I completed enough tasks to reach @Todoist Karma’s Professional level Woo https://t.co/ZEogaORSA5 http://t.co/A3B3aVG9D3Day 5 of giving up smoking Still smoking.
8/5
2015
I like the battery life too. 100% at 6.30am, now at 41%. Not too shabby. #MotoG2015 #androiddefecterMind you, this smart location based lock is good. #androiddefectorI wonder if @monteiro will ever make any more Mistakes? Last one was a while ago.I have so got to find new employment. #payriseornothisisrediculousIf you are not sure you have to be able to do it. #predictivetweetGoogle Now isn't exactly JarvisLet's try a cheeky reboot...If django was easy, surely we'd all be doing it.
8/4
2015
“@CaseyNeistat: well this is just ridiculous... and kind of charming https://t.co/ddbckY1JYX http://t.co/BGg8kIVaLl” wonderful.Here's a tip. If you're an Apple Pay wanker, carry another way to pay. Waving your phone over something doesn't always work. #ApplePay
8/2
2015
Overheard: "I don't want to walk all round Asda. It's way long." I don't understand the youth.
8/1
2015
Except it isn't, what with today being the 31st, n'all. http://t.co/G7tWdOGiKq
7/31
2015
BBC: "we're now going to talk to someone who knew Cecil well..." Like this guy went to the pub with Cecil the lion.
7/30
2015
Damn you django. I have done all you have asked of me, and you still refuse to work! Right. I'm going back to the command line.New #MotoG arrives. MotoMaker instantly crashes. I guess I'll have to wait. Shame.
7/28
2015
The news is going on about some Lord taking cocaine with prostitutes. How do you take cocaine with a prostitute?
7/27
2015
Social event. Urgh.
7/26
2015
Yeah, or get a nokia 3210 off eBay. Five tips for streamlining your phone's functionality http://t.co/T6mU30isR9 http://t.co/g4nDJEqVRL"You have reached the limit of free content for today" What, ONE PAGE? Thanks @ArchReview you're so generous.Don't know what they're cooking up in the canteen kitchen today, but it smells like acidic vomit and cat shit. Another #caterlink gem.It's another glorious summers day in the west.... http://t.co/F55P8WOvFh
7/24
2015
That first back at work after two weeks off feeling: 😴@NatWest_Help triangle Bristol, but they couldn't help me anyway.@NatWest_Help don't worry, using my whole lunch break to cue to see the single cashier at your city centre branch.For my convenience, @NatWest_Help have locked me out of my online account and stopped my debit card, because... ffs!
7/22
2015
When I see people using a keyboard with a tablet, I think, why didn't you buy a laptop?I'm not really into the whole SUV thing, but the new XC90 looks like something I'd be interested in, if I had £40k. http://t.co/tYYV1wB9sV
7/20
2015
I think ITV4 only owns the right to show four different episodes of The Professionals.
7/19
2015
Just got a text suggesting I enter a competition to win an Apple Watch. Still not interested, even for free.Hopefully this will mean the end of Windows phone and Nokia can make beautifully crafted android devices. http://t.co/5qJirnktz1
7/18
2015
Man alive. Chrome + iOS9 + iPad mini.... Just dreadful
7/16
2015
“@verge: New Fear the Walking Dead trailer shows a world falling apart http://t.co/eVeZsF1tEF http://t.co/tzfQ4ph65pEveryone has a folder like this. http://t.co/s7oD9XeYHZ
7/10
2015
Or for 50p more get much more with @ThreeUK . You're welcome. https://t.co/kVGsk4PMMK
7/8
2015
People that act surprised and caught short when asked to pay for their shopping really fuck me off. What did you think was going to happen?My Packer is crashing because I have a malformed template.json Yeah.
7/7
2015
It's Monday! I wonder what my micromanager is going to watch me do today?
7/6
2015
Should I get a Moto G or stick it out with the iP4S?Boredom is the result of being efficient t at getting all the things I wanted to do today, done.I wish apple would provide a way of managing an iDevice without iTunes. Every new version becomes more bloated and hatefully unmanageable.
7/4
2015
"Have you tried Apple Music?" No, I have my own music. "But they've got radio!" I've had radio for 37 years. The world's had it for 90.@CaseyNeistat as excuses go, because fire is a good one.Saying that I really don't want to be laid off.The levels of paranoia round here are at epic proportions. If you get laid off, you get laid off, it's not personal, it's business.
7/3
2015
@NorthBristolNHS Southmead has lost a patient. No, really, they don't know where they are. Visiting hours: 30 mins left.Robot kills worker at Volkswagen plant in Germany http://t.co/4mOEsyOmTA
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianApple disabled Home Sharing in iOS 8.4, but I can now pay them a monthly fee to stream the music I've already bought to my own speakers. 👍
7/2
2015
I consider my imagination fed with the culinary master stroke of ham and coleslaw. Stale bread too. Very imaginative. http://t.co/xox7nFaR45
6/30
2015
Generally, to see if it's cheaper on amazon. https://t.co/16aGvZ5FMdWhy, in 2015, do we still have vending machines that don't vend, just leave your choice hanging in the void.
6/29
2015
It's not as fast as Clear, but @todoist is so much more powerful, and it actually syncs across devices, because it doesn't use iCloud. WIN!http://t.co/CHzFPtkoNL why? Because why not.
6/28
2015
Oh be quiet Kayne.... I'm waiting for Ben Howard at 11.I have reached a zen where all the apps in my dock are not made by apple. Chrome, @todoist, @SlackHQ, @OvercastFM, @FlipboardBuying this product will not make you a better designer. #skills_not_products. http://t.co/46urgUboP5
6/27
2015
Plus I'm really hungry.Event started 5 mins ago. "Celebrity" hasn't arrived yet.Last event of the year. An end of crap food, zlist c'lebs, stress and corporate tax write-off entertainment.
6/26
2015
It's easy. It's flexible. It's repetitive. It's boring. It's creatively dead. Poorly paid. Regressive management. Is time to go.
6/23
2015
If I hear my manager say "savage" or "annihilate" one more time... I swear, I'll probably just seethe quietly some more.
6/22
2015
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