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Food safety jerk at the University of Florida Emerging Pathogens Institute. Dunning-Kruger archetype, probably unshaven.

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@bugcounter match the beat catch the heat@bugcounter truly a neoteric manI was tipped to this a couple weeks ago and now I can't stop won't stop. http://t.co/bF73LkMMZlAlso kudos to CDC for pushing the MMWR article out on the botulism outbreak in only 3 months. Very fast IMHO.Hint: not the mayo. "This was the largest botulism outbreak in the U.S. in nearly 40 years." http://t.co/7XnkWB7lO6 http://t.co/o1dUKnPx7g@MCBazacoPhD 🚽🚽🚽💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥💀💀💀@MCBazacoPhD something about old outbreak data. It’s mostly written in emoji.I am simultaneously tweeting, slacking, and emailing to the same person. I am a #professional@MCBazacoPhD She sounds very adventurous. I recommend she try Lay’s new Gyro-flavored potato chips. Also flavored with shrimp butts.@MCBazacoPhD Tell Yia Yia her avgolemono tastes like shrimp butts@MCBazacoPhD It's pronounced "gyro"@emptyandthen Was hoping your matching tattoos were gonna be the rites of spring album art #heartbroken #emo #drinkdeepChikungunya in Latin America: burden of 2014 epidemic in disability adjusted life years (DALYs) http://t.co/alTxfTdBtM
7/31
2015
A @loveandradio piece with @sruthiri, time traveling love letters, & Nate DiMeo. Why're you still reading this tweet? http://t.co/tfOczbnQVY
Retweeted by Michael Batz@MCBazacoPhD 50 million space bucks?!Learned: “Some 56 fish species can legally be sold as snapper.” @NPRFood http://t.co/loZm2TrqoC
Retweeted by Michael Batz@MicheleSamaryaT Awww thanks Michele, you're the best."Why the diseases that cause the most harm don’t always get the most research money" #NIHFunding #science http://t.co/kV9mXV7qAl
Retweeted by Michael BatzLike raw oysters? With Global Warming, Expect More Deadly #Vibrio Cases http://t.co/X9FthoqkIE #climatechange http://t.co/hq3Od5Wwf0
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7/30
2015
Just sitting here at an airport gate weeping openly for all the Portland coffee I've left behind. http://t.co/wMi1XfazbACongratulations @benjaminchapman #IAFP2015 Young Researcher Award, Thank you @Ecolab and @biomerieux_inc @IAFPFood http://t.co/rgbeucecAa
Retweeted by Michael BatzWhat am I doing in this picture? Attempting some kind of mind-meld with my iPad? https://t.co/EhV4Ny08J3
7/29
2015
I was the 12th @NoroCORE infection at #iafp2015. Expecting to see epi curve results by the closing session. http://t.co/i9iddjVj4z@bugcounter no that’s the smooth jazz guy, the when a man loves a woman guy@bugcounter I think you’re thinking of the song a day guy.Ridiculously excited to catch @hotdogsladies talk at #iafp2015 today. I hear it’s 60 minutes on the Mann Assumption… 😜
7/26
2015
Modeling the Epidemiology of Cholera to Prevent Disease Transmission in Developing Countries http://t.co/UNRTveNpve
7/22
2015
Scoping Review of Research on the Effectiveness of Food-Safety Education Interventions Directed at Consumers http://t.co/2advaPmiKv
7/6
2015
Beats 1 is doing an hour on Eric B and Rakim’s ‘Paid in Full.’ So good!
7/4
2015
@FoodRiskGuy At least you didn't stand out.Ciguatera intoxication happens; not cigar-related | barfblog http://t.co/X3IjHisCrG
Retweeted by Michael Batz@jfdecarolis @ShipLives This translates to "author didn't cite my work."@FoodRiskGuy That photo is not going to be reassuring to my wife if and when the time comes.It’s all about getting people together – even in Gaza http://t.co/BmDospKNDd
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7/2
2015
@jrcooper Ah good song. The personal and ephemeral nature of it really had me hooked tonight. And now bed!@jrcooper I was pretty down on Beats 1 but so far am eating my hat. Which TI track? Must have missed it. Cause I’m a Man? Let it happen?@jrcooper this is pretty good http://t.co/WhF8OwPHj2@jrcooper Like, I dug Rdio charts but playlists were weak. Beats has better playlists, but u can't make a station based on artist or song.@jrcooper I hear you. I think we want diff experiences at diff times. Each service excels at one type. But nobody is going to sub to all.This is among the most moving things you'll ever see. https://t.co/rHNjOtxkGN
Retweeted by Michael Batz@jrcooper Same w/ "curation." Which is great until 6 mo later, when it's prompting you w/ the same 5 lame lists over and over and over andHere's a fun game. Search the article I just posted for the phrase "climate change." http://t.co/d5Bi29zi7nEpidemiology of Ciguatera in Florida http://t.co/yCvUr4x5AjThat's it. I've seen enough. I'm moving to France. Bye. https://t.co/vBqd5rxiat
7/1
2015
Global Burden of Foodborne Diseases: symposium for @WHO FERG project, Amsterdam, 15/16 Dec, organized by @rivm http://t.co/3H0iZs83JP
6/30
2015
Gah Hue Ball, you beautiful addictive bastard http://t.co/lYurxWLFX7@MCBazacoPhD What no tunnels?
6/18
2015
A window into why it took USDA so long to recall Foster Farms chicken as hundreds fell ill - via @foodsafetynews http://t.co/UQDhSW2gqh
Retweeted by Michael BatzCan Economic Analysis Contribute to Disease Elimination and Eradication? A Systematic Review http://t.co/dp0WKQKXk1
6/16
2015
Some good ideas here: Beyond Bar and Line Graphs: Time for a New Data Presentation Paradigm http://t.co/uFsC7oVIIm
6/15
2015
EFSA scientific report: Principles and process for dealing with data and evidence in scientific assessments http://t.co/nRCNR3BiHIThe unseen women scientists behind Tim Hunt’s Nobel prize. My piece for @guardian http://t.co/sux0jt8aUV
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6/12
2015
Mass Media and the Contagion of Fear: The Case of Ebola in America http://t.co/Fn7PI8PACN
6/11
2015
New postcards on Dear Data! Week 27: what do we read on the media? http://t.co/slmcQhlCjp #DearData http://t.co/WPRreN2ve5
Retweeted by Michael BatzDiarrhea, abdominal pain, & many other symptoms months after Cryptosporidium outbreaks http://t.co/WFsqZO5EKK http://t.co/SZFiMjalBjWow, it’s impossible to see a 21% difference between these two boxes. 3D perception is hard (and imprecise). https://t.co/KWYJDv7Vmp
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6/10
2015
@bugcounter @benjaminchapman SCIENCE10 day period for a @plosone review ends the day before my vacation starts. I guess this means I'll get this one done on time?@emptyandthen sounds like fun!@emptyandthen your website is down, you 40 year old dumb butt #paythembills 😉Turns out. #turnsout #hashtag
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6/9
2015
@AndrewCuneo What's say you and me have a proletariat dance party, old friend.
6/5
2015
@shademar It sounds tough and awful. I am so sorry.Click on through for the .mov! http://t.co/JH6spqFfd1"Imagination is more important than kn- [To purchase full text please click below]
Retweeted by Michael BatzState Estimates for the Annual Cost of Foodborne Illness (JFP): http://t.co/hjccVASowo / Geographic variation on order of 2x
6/4
2015
Small #FAO workshop in Ramallah on #foodsafety risk ranking still gets very loud in Arabic! http://t.co/z20bSnbn7x
Retweeted by Michael BatzJustifying conflicts of interest in medical journals: a very bad idea http://t.co/JpxI8Z0uax 3 former NEJM Editors question recent articles
Retweeted by Michael BatzLet's get reasonable: "Here's to Giving Up" by Alice Lee http://t.co/bmPJfmrDro
6/3
2015
Congrats to @daytrotter & thanks to @Built_2_Spill for a short but great set last night at @ROZZTOX https://t.co/cRdSz1IpH8"Invisible" Chagas disease in the US http://t.co/nJgzF8Ht3I
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6/2
2015
Bohannon must have been disappointed that # of outlets that fell for his stunt was < than his tiny study population http://t.co/CutEarfbgM
Retweeted by Michael BatzGrrrr RT @barfblog: Oregon public health employee faked 56 infection case reports http://t.co/KurPmCg5MB
6/1
2015
Someone pasted that hideous 'St. Anger' snare into 'Master of Puppets' and I died after 52 seconds. https://t.co/Pkx0YMhieR #HeyTDR
5/28
2015
This might be the coolest kickstarter I've ever seen: https://t.co/qSnwYYmo1m
Retweeted by Michael Batz@michelledanyluk Agreed. Noted. Any other rules? I've got one: NO MINION HELPERS.Print my photos on glass? Like an animal? LIke a podcaster? Hell no. I print my photos on goddamned marshmallows. http://t.co/T9nz2EwLcY@bugcounter 🔬🎱💀@bugcounter I'd like to see the HACCP plan.@benjaminchapman @michelledanyluk Are you ready for Biz Card Rodeo? http://t.co/0uoSsz7fDG@bugcounter ...Botulinum, Campylobacter, Clostridium difficile, E. coli, Klebsiella, Listeria, Salmonella, Staphylococcus, Streptococcus...@bugcounter Did you read the list of ingredients? Terrifying.Prank the @IAFPFood Silent Auction by donating a vial or two of this homeopathic Food Poisoning Detox remedy http://t.co/7c3NKCuicu
5/27
2015
How Data Became a New Medium for Artists http://t.co/MOy8mJJ62m
5/22
2015
Nifty! Cruise Control: “Your one-stop shop for health and safety data on cruise ships” https://t.co/aQbuN0V5amMy nightmare: parents have 3 kids w/ O157 from WA dairy fair, youngest 1 yr old, hospitalized w/ kidney failure http://t.co/MZ9eK8A7ip
5/21
2015
@ProfCharlesHaas I'm already at risk because my single-serve coffee machine has a beard, which I read are full of poo particles.Want a 4th main @goodreads shelf named "to hell with it" for books I abandon: not 'read', not 'currently reading', & never again 'to read'.That thing where you are a 39 yr old man listening to the Kidz Bop version of Shake It Off because Taylor Swift's isn't on Beats Radio.Gone from twitter a few days, only now discovering #girlswithtoys. Sooooo f'ing great! Thx @kateclancy http://t.co/Oq5SgRq9xwWhat was that about toys? #GirlsWithToys http://t.co/qetdG8glLc
Retweeted by Michael BatzThese heritage food animals may go extinct because no one wants to eat http://t.co/Et85lM2WVi @NPRFood
Retweeted by Michael BatzYearly Economic Burden of Foodborne Illness Estimated at $15.5 Billion http://t.co/948doLMOp9
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5/19
2015
@philpracht Nice! Happy birthday to Emmett!Horrid miasmas draining your writing productivity? Try 6 drops of Fee Brothers grapefruit bitters per liter of freshly carbonated water!This line chart is my spirit animal http://t.co/wRpOLBpFsLWow read this! Long-term Effect of Antibiotic on Human Normal Intestinal Microbiota @docphin @jonessurgery @mpmeara https://t.co/mdGmqdWCIW
Retweeted by Michael BatzThere are teachable moments and there are times to just walk away. http://t.co/liywpTk2ZZ@benjaminchapman a plethora of piñatas@benjaminchapman Infamous? Almost infamous. Infamish.
5/15
2015
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