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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @yipit. Formerly @nestio @techstars.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/07

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Kim is married!!! https://t.co/vvxA2jYZWv
4/18
2015
@ChaseSupport Yep! Thank you!Love love love @lara_hogan’s work, design performance talk and book. http://t.co/Y0NlRLkMjd
Retweeted by Matt RaoulI was so young. So stupid. http://t.co/WS81xO2UTH http://t.co/6vT2qRWreVAnd @Chase just asked me if that @Spotify charge fraud. Doesn't really instill confidence…Woah, @Spotify's payment processing is oddly sketchy…
4/17
2015
My favorite part of the Bible is when those two dudes kiss. Even though it ended in a pretty violet murder I guess.@nm_forms omg thank you so much. #buttsI can't be the only one that would listen to a book on tape of just Helen Mirren reading dinner menus, can I?Every time I get to pick the office music in the morning - http://t.co/mSnHhRLRx4
4/16
2015
@usefultheory Looks awesome!!!Hamazon Prime Instant Video - Like Yule logs but juicy hams.Hamazon Prime - Juicy Hams delivered right to your door in ~2 days. Free Shipping.Anniversaries are for celebrating. http://t.co/1F41CWNwEM
4/15
2015
Do I know anyone that worked on Demolition Man? We have some questions on the post production...I understand you pug. I understand you. http://t.co/1qITXXKCP7
4/14
2015
At least 4 times a day, I bump into an inanimate object and then turn and apologize to it. Bookcases must think I'm so polite!
4/13
2015
And on the seventh day, Jesus rode a bike that didn't go anywhere...
4/12
2015
Beautiful weather for today's Ill-Fitting Shorts Parade.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
4/11
2015
BAYBALL (@ Yankee Stadium - @mlb for Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees in Bronx, NY) https://t.co/3XaOIfAJhCOld ladies with sneakers cooler than mine.Is this real life? http://t.co/j2iPBzjEOMI gave @heymikema my phone for maybe 5 minutes... https://t.co/9ZF9Q0ddKs
4/10
2015
Someone on the street just asked me where to get a good margarita. I almost married them but instead I gave them the wrong directions. #oopsAlso, it features a lot of LLS funded research. So yeah, #LeukSkywalkers and all… #somedayistoday #cancerfilmIf you haven't watched the new Ken Burns documentary 'Cancer: The Emperor of All Maladies' then you obv should. http://t.co/WmTbs2kjtx
4/9
2015
Quick and dirty Helvetica Neue vs NeueHaas Unica. Would be great if someone who bought it would do the whole thing. http://t.co/EER6UAlLS1
Retweeted by Matt RaoulQuadriplegic Rottweilers for Rand! http://t.co/WaDWewx2jc
4/8
2015
New music Tuesday is best Tuesday. https://t.co/5GzsTHhfo9
4/7
2015
Indiana? More like IndiaNO.Describing candidates as being "hungry" doesn't make me want to hire them. It makes me want to buy them a sandwich.
4/6
2015
@andrew_b_berg Ohhhh yeah. Haha I love how much they hate it.
4/4
2015
I can't even with this one. @ The Gorbals Brooklyn https://t.co/vXLUnWwfMrLook at this dumb chocolate bunny that's full of wine just kidding I love him. @ Yipit https://t.co/fTTO2frcw2This GIF ends about two carrots too soon and I'm pretty upset. http://t.co/GtOx27w2Fd
4/3
2015
OH SNAP. RT @neiltyson: If the Pledge of Allegiance told the truth: http://t.co/ValpKdS2ZE@lexyapostolou The Humanity! http://t.co/unFChV6SGW
4/2
2015
@femmebot If you will it, it will be spring!IT'S MOTHER FUCKING RAMP SEASON Y'ALL!This is the best April Fool's Joke yet - "RFRA: First Michiana business to publicly deny same-sex service" http://t.co/wAYh8GYCZY
4/1
2015
@heyitsnoah Diapers and Food?
3/31
2015
Current Status: http://t.co/Wn3r5jDeav
3/26
2015
The Moon is definitely under appreciated.OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! "FOX Resurrects 'The #XFiles' for 6-Episode Run" — http://t.co/lJpacGPqso
Retweeted by Matt RaoulThat time we all realized that @drbillnye is a national treasure. https://t.co/tfQ8lm1bSp (cc @erictj)Just trying out the new layout app with some photos I found on my phone. https://t.co/rdtJ0u8BiI
3/24
2015
@KJHengst I know! He was just misunderstood. Like Michael Jackson.I have now worked with a Renee Zellweger and a Dane Cook. But not THAT Renee and not THAT Dane.I'm always pretty excited about our reunions. Captain Beefheart not so much. https://t.co/atiVo0YMCS
3/23
2015
We like parades. @ Erskine Lake https://t.co/TpIhDA0v0O@emmajemm @markcwebster Wait, is Hanes not cool anymore? Wtf.
3/21
2015
Anyone know the current exchange rate for Simoleons?In case you needed another reason to love Robyn: "Swedish pop star pushes for more girls in tech" http://t.co/cknYI9l1rO
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@rrhoover I'm in the market for a service that prints my instagrams…does that exist?Today on product hunt: Two weather apps, socks, and a bible. #nocomment
3/20
2015
@laurenwick I feel the same way about 'diarrhea'Someone Keeps Photocopying Their Cat at the University of Wisconsin Library. http://t.co/QOK4SgDGZ1 via @TIME
3/19
2015
@ianwestcott @mattkenefick @dangertam I like to zoom in on them, follow them home, and then bulldoze their house.It's like a bus system, but for rich people! http://t.co/AomjQPakR7@ianwestcott @dangertam It's SO GOOD. Everything Sim City 5 should have been. And tons of mods+content. http://t.co/gThLxmvQHw@ianwestcott Not sure if you've seen/played yet, but you might enjoy this. (I have been) http://t.co/SCCaOFZg8l@ianwestcott @DANGERTAM Next time squeeze my butt.
3/18
2015
@nm_forms It's not the same Nicole. It is NOT. THE. SAME. http://t.co/pqdKNwwJQA@nm_forms Ugh. https://t.co/jwhzUN3GzaI consider it a personal failure if I write an email that doesn't make anyone laugh.🚋🚋🚋 https://t.co/X0VHJ5Ydcj
3/17
2015
I've never been more hopeful for the future of humanity. https://t.co/mDFrBMVJ4t
3/13
2015
@chadvavra @heymikema http://t.co/kwgeRPGHqt@heymikema http://t.co/mniJOPN5zf@heymikema GREAT TWEET!@nm_forms @emmajemm Should we do this but with REAL rabbits?Happy Hour planning with @spulechttp://t.co/UdEtdRW74J
3/12
2015
Hit Play. Stare at Photoshop. Stare at your desk plant. Now back to Photoshop. Question all existence. https://t.co/uqF16o2UeLCurrent Status: http://t.co/EH4HUJDIYC
3/11
2015
Your selfie can literally fuck itself. https://t.co/FWaf5bUduF
3/7
2015
FWIW, I also said, "To quote Aaron Schock quoting Taylor Swift, haters gonna hate," but it wasn't included :( http://t.co/PWVShocDCj
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
3/6
2015
@joshmateo http://t.co/jydqawoxN9
3/4
2015
THE NYC SUBWAY MASCOT WAS A CAT AND I MISSED IT http://t.co/xsaPtrxAeE #borntoolate #bringitback
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@app_chill done!
3/3
2015
@app_chill hmu!
3/2
2015
The anatomy of Taylor Swift's "Style" https://t.co/BUoHv9H6RGThat dress is Red and Chartreuse you fucking idiots.
2/27
2015
@tiredofnick Hong Kong?@joshmateo I like my user interfaces like I like my men. With tools but un-tested.@joshmateo Yeah. And Input Devices have nothing to do with UX, you dum dum.You can now buy this completely incorrect and misleading UX/UI chart on a shirt! Hooray! http://t.co/4ExSoawEai
2/26
2015
@femmebot @usefultheory In the last 2 weeks the bldg had a burst pipe + flood, loss of power, and now this (thankfully small) fire.@usefultheory Yeah, physically all fine. Mentally, I'm ready to move to the mid west.
2/25
2015
And now my building is on fire. Cool.
2/24
2015
If any day has made me question my love of this city, today is that day. Le sigh.
2/23
2015
This is basically @joshmateo & I every morning in our apartment. https://t.co/rNPUQJZMlT
2/22
2015
Hey @
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@stevorighthere AND SO CAN YOU!I only reply to tweets that have no replies because I'm a damn trendsetter.4 years ago..@bdotdub and @mattRaoul and I launched 4SquareAnd7YearsAgo (which became Timehop) http://t.co/rUPYqh99z3 http://t.co/13Tt0Wyg2W
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
2/20
2015
@femmebot @jwegener @bdotdub Babe Lincoln!
2/19
2015
@bdotdub Sex Tapes..@spulec & I may have made the best HipChat room ever. https://t.co/NIJIQC89MU@stevorighthere The dishes are done, man!"You're a fucking moron if you use default browser styles." - Eleanor Roosevelt http://t.co/y1i7qT6MfN
2/18
2015
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