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someone is cracking nasty farts on this train and it ain't Selves. Also, I'm in California. #TourDeSneil
1/26
2015
I'm finally the proud owner of a Magic Carpet Yoga Mat. Designed by my very own cousin. Great job,… http://t.co/53V2C68cwh
1/24
2015
Crazy-awesome celebrity portraits made out of emoji http://t.co/QKSdlF7Q5x http://t.co/QTMAAnBsRW
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1/23
2015
@maritimeseattle @dylan_aubuchon the tenga EGG hahaha. was it supposed to be sexual?I'm a Centipede HZ apologist.@brent_know you'll see it soonchange is good http://t.co/0R2yEd6hhZ“@formerselves:: Tears of Joy https://t.co/k01JfW7wQO on #SoundCloud” @DangeRussWilson remembering #Seahawks' NFC win could make me tear up!
Retweeted by F-Selvesproust blowin' upSeattle currently feels like the center of America.We got to try out Microsoft's HoloLens — it's the company most intriguing product in years http://t.co/d6tLwBue0j http://t.co/DOTwpiz2en
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1/22
2015
saw Godard's first 3D film at the newly remodeled @SeattleCinerama. Wildly inventive film, gorgeous movie theater. http://t.co/a2hBGDAc4tposted some trippy Proust prints on my blog. peep: http://t.co/rPkuzO7Wfb http://t.co/JMoI26XUwaPhotoset: "But sometimes it is just when everything seems to be lost that we experience a presentiment that... http://t.co/s1BosB6HFm
1/21
2015
dat void tho. #realtalk #voidsfreedom only exists on Twitter@strangerslog please help signalboost this musical ode to @DangeRussWilson by artist @formerselves of the great PNW! https://t.co/OLd8ZNbnUk
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1/20
2015
my life is absurd....absurdly awesomewhat doth sneilmy fingerpicking game is strong tonight. http://t.co/RrnNNQMdCKMarc Maron has had an incredible string of guests on WTF Pod: Paul Thomas Anderson, Linklater, Jason Schwartzman, Mike Judge, Jeff Garlin...@marcmaron @WhitneyCummings I'd love to see you guys hook up. #realtalk. you'd make a great Comedy Power Couple.Chinese food is for winnersOscar screeners for every 2014 movie hit the web. finally started Hobbit 3. Smaug death scene pretty dope.Grab a fabulously hi-res rip of Warhol's split-screen "Chelsea Girls" (1966): https://t.co/UIWdphGwJ5 http://t.co/w6cSdKdFdi
Retweeted by F-SelvesAudio: Original composition dedicated to Russell Wilson - an All American Hero. … http://t.co/kYTQA9cXvL #seahawks #RussellWilson
1/19
2015
My new sound: Tears of Joy https://t.co/lElSC5aiQi on #SoundCloudRussell Wilson is the perfect embodiment of the good guy Quarter Back. He is the Platonic form of Quarter Back. The Archetype.ITS CHINESE FOR SELVES TONIGHT. Chinese is for winners.The Seahawks are like Batman: Totally awesome.cum from behind victoryMacklemore just jizzed off the top of the Space Needle.
Retweeted by F-SelvesRussell Wilson: Handsomest QB on the field.Russell looks SOOO classy carrying the ball into the N-Zone.It's still anybody's sneil.damn Sherman's hand. fuuuck.i hate how calm and collected Aaron Rodgers lookscan't believe these crackers are beating us.if Hawks win I'm getting Chinese for dinner. If we lose, pizza. Chinese is for winners.@jeremyFLOWERS that was a good game. also gonna be devastated if we lose. #IKnowThatFeel@jeremyFLOWERS I'm also avoiding the media if we lose.I'm dying here. #Seahawks
1/18
2015
my favorite strand of the moment is 'Big Pineapple'@Seinfeld2000 krame smoke cubans with Blanca. #StreetFighter #modarn http://t.co/qXdCFbFTXX"Hi kids! Do you like Primus?" #RadioEdits #Eminem
1/17
2015
the Shuffle setting on my iPhone is straight reading my mind. it knows EXACTLY what selves tryin' to hearain't got nothin' to lose but my dignity, and very little at that
1/16
2015
You know which episode of COMMUNITY has aged remarkably well? 'My Dinner With Abed.' Hard to believe its been almost 4 years since it aired.double sneilixInterstellar dominating the technical categories. #Oscars@formerselves When can we expect you?
Retweeted by F-Selvesseriously considering taking Amtrak to Santa Barbra with my bike and riding around for a few days
1/15
2015
a lot of shit went down in hotel rooms in the sixties
1/14
2015
"The last seven episodes, each of them feels like the finale of the show." - Matthew Weiner #MadMenhttps://t.co/9pweSMp5AK http://t.co/wQk6J2Q7vnDoc's notebook. #LOL #InherentVice
1/13
2015
Owen Wilson's role in Inherent Invice was pretty ballsy. Funny how he bounces from one Anderson to another.The first thing I did after seeing Inherent Vice was smoke a doobie.https://t.co/dgXL5KWqvI http://t.co/6yPfgm92MoJessica Chastain looked soooo bangin at the #GoldenGlobes http://t.co/a9Bx55i284
1/12
2015
My new sound: The Prime Timeline http://t.co/EDjq0nuTQB on #SoundCloudPsychedelic Bach - Minuet In G: http://t.co/AQYz78i9JP via @YouTubeThese were our top picks from CES 2015 http://t.co/ulIGlJIGId http://t.co/LzkN1ZIEeS
Retweeted by F-SelvesPasswords are hella long now. We used to live in a simpler era of 6 digit passwords. But now dat shit all like 9 digits and a capitol letterSeems like every year the average required password length gets extended by a digit. Ya'll feeling' me on this issue?
1/11
2015
Black Mirror is a tense, nasty sci-fi series with lots of surprises. Five episodes on Netflix. You'll like it.
Retweeted by F-SelvesDAT CHANCELLOR THOdat Chancellor thofilling up my growler and getting some fried chicken then it's game timeno idea what this is but Selves is definitely down with it http://t.co/yOxL9wOiDW
1/10
2015
Instagram trailer for PSYCHEDELIC BACH http://t.co/YdmAaV0j58My new sound: Intervals of Light http://t.co/Fd3WaxEyVu on #SoundCloud
1/9
2015
it will take more than abject failure and utter humiliation to stop this trainVideo: two words: PSYCHEDELIC BACH. Here’s my trippy reinterpretation of Minuet in G.  http://t.co/5PKXkcCdIX
1/8
2015
been fetishizing Seinfeld since 2006@jeremyFLOWERS well played sirmy job is to be as awesome as possible. it's a 24hr position.
1/7
2015
When you find out you got home room with your boy http://t.co/r954YqzMXS
Retweeted by F-SelvesSamsung's new speakers are like Portal turrets for your music http://t.co/IAXQHob4S3 http://t.co/Z0fPexYCRS
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1/6
2015
dat minuet in g major tho #bachplaying #FleetwoodMac on my buddy's Martin. http://t.co/wxXOYW4cDq"A thief who steals corporate secrets through use of dream-sharing technology is given the task of planting an idea into the mind of a CEO."
1/4
2015
Is it not a cruel twist of fate that the best band in rock history had the shittiest pun for a name?
Retweeted by F-Selves"Originality" - one of mankind's biggest mirages.
Retweeted by F-SelvesI want to have my cake and eat it. Then I want to poop out the cake and eat the cake-shit."See what I just did there? That was an Explanabrag." #Community"That's called a 'Complisult' - part compliment, part insult. He invented it, I coined it." -Britta. #CommunityQuite possibly the best Jeff Winger speech. #Community @joelMchale http://t.co/UKYr5mClet
1/3
2015
"Windows Phone"
1/2
2015
I made this song with Garageband for iPhone. The future is now. https://t.co/ley2vhsfEC
1/1
2014
My new sound: The Ballad of Nessie http://t.co/4hkkU5qpGF on #SoundCloud
12/31
2014
dat original scroll tho. #Kerouac http://t.co/vKtxbE0jVvDippin' Dots. Am I right?
Retweeted by F-Selvesthe Beastiality Boys@brent_know sneilfeld@brent_know lol fetishism of seinfeld
12/30
2014
the fetishization of SeinfeldHere's the Instagram trailer for 'Cosmic Boogie' - it's the entire music video in 15 seconds. http://t.co/JCsJES3uwc
12/29
2014
I've got a date to catch, or should I say a catch to date.
12/28
2014
Gillian Jacobs dancing to Beyonce's 7/11 is one of the most adorable things I've seen all year. @GillianJacobs http://t.co/vyy5XBrBeO
12/27
2014
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