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Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy Peterborough, UK

Software Engineer with a passion for JavaScript, HTML and CSS. (in)Famous for fixing your code problems! Worked for @Skype. Views are my own blah blah

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08

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So apparently I'm sat in a theatre waiting to watch Oppenheimer on The Strand with actual @George_Osborne.
3/28
2015
Just got yelled at for 30 minutes then punched in the face :( http://t.co/0aDsYy74Lm
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreNotification trolling https://t.co/iiaZmT3C7A
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3/27
2015
*Inherits new project, finds out it uses normal CSS and not Sass* http://t.co/mauSyOWUSm
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3/26
2015
@mike_armstrong @liz_e @headloose @version7 I may also be... Not 100% sure...
3/25
2015
This postmortem is a work of art. Every time you think you’ve hit the punch line, it levels up again. https://t.co/Vqe3PS19tM
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3/24
2015
As a goat I want a platform as a service, because the ground can get pretty cold https://t.co/N9CBjZYhPT http://t.co/W7oYk1fetq
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@version7 Not if you want to pretend you're a legitimate news outlet, no.@Globe_Pics @version7 @itvnews Sadly it's fake. Glad to see ITV using their great journalism skills as always. http://t.co/x9RN5HRfsT07:17 https://t.co/kwmW6KfvJ2 13:07 https://t.co/oZnvAeAAc3
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@sips is your real name William? http://t.co/Of06Po3UaF
3/20
2015
@RoyalMail no. I won't be going out if my way a second time. The RM literally had one job. Deliver a package. TO THE RIGHT HOUSE.
3/19
2015
@RoyalMail collecting my own parcel incorrectly delivered by a seemingly inept post-person. Why should I go out of my way again?@RoyalMail allowed to open it, I should probably destroy it. Or are you going to come and re-collect it? I've already wasted my time [cont]@RoyalMail today I have a parcel at my back door for someone in a completely different postal code area. Since I'm not legally [cont]@RoyalMail one for me yesterday went 4 doors down. I was here could've received it. They weren't - gave me the red card. [cont]Royal Mail (@RoyalMail) are slowly losing the plot in my area. Yesterday a parcel was delivered to the wrong house and the same today!I hope we get Lego ads like this back one day; it’s from 1981 http://t.co/UKNLR9NMBV
Retweeted by Stuart Elmoremy son saw ed miliband on tv this morning and said "dad look it's mr bean!". he's 3
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3/18
2015
@Joffff does it look like a Starbucks with a driver?Hipster bus ahoy! Leap: Your daily commute redesigned http://t.co/gWnhjPyjdL (cmts http://t.co/7Z9QklTd1w)Holy balls. https://t.co/wCz2xA0m0M #GTAVOnlineYour wifi shows me where you live, work and travel http://t.co/BktPfdKS0O (cmts http://t.co/dMhdDp1aQb)
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3/17
2015
Why I Hate Frameworks (2005) http://t.co/ZSaDEQvRyI (cmts http://t.co/L0A4RBB7xJ)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreHow it feels to watch a user test your product for the first time. #UX http://t.co/IwcqECciFN
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3/14
2015
@WebsiteAngel Hey! I've just found your email - are you still in need of help? xModern computers are thin! Bananas, not so much. http://t.co/Kkbn5gjtB7
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3/13
2015
Surprises you find when reading through the SQLite code. Somebody must've received a lot of calls. http://t.co/1yTAvYLHMx
Retweeted by Stuart ElmorePure class from @RobertDowneyJr - presenting a 3D printed bionic arm to 7-year-old Alex. https://t.co/x97Pw4TH7N #CollectiveProject
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@Joffff @DavidDarnes Im with Dave re: getting a monitor, however I do quite like my 15" MBP 2014 for working in bed / on the sofa! :)@digitalgravy @Joffff "The MacBook, perfect for train conductors"
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@DavidDarnes @Joffff Sorry went off topic but was reading the specs. On topic I can't see how 12" would be usable unless you work on a train@Joffff @DavidDarnes I'm sorry but putting (sold separately) is a goof. You could say "4 bedroom house (sold separately)"Responsive images are HARD. @sw12 just put out a (free) Udacity course to make them less hard. You should watch http://t.co/PP32fVWVDS
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3/12
2015
Holy balls! Cities Skylines (@Cities_PDX) is now out! :DWhy the hell does my cat desperately want to jump out of a first floor window?!How did I miss the VHS intro to GoT? https://t.co/7YJcjQHBAb
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3/10
2015
Paw – REST Client for Mac OS X http://t.co/FQMSnGaJ7S (cmts http://t.co/HJ9NIpiRaR)
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3/9
2015
hahhahahaha http://t.co/dPZc2GOAMB
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI Tried VR Porn, and It Was Weird http://t.co/DN4UfKsSIr (cmts http://t.co/dRo4hvG3XG)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI finally figured out how to get those pesky semicolons and curly braces out of my Java code http://t.co/Ns96HdCuKO
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreYou look like the kind of sick perv that screws in both sides of a VGA cable
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3/7
2015
Military spending: The top 15 Defence Budgets in 2014 http://t.co/iu6UmE5iTV (cmts http://t.co/tVu149uAB3)
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3/6
2015
Uh oh. http://t.co/wGK4GiaZ6e
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@mr_pixelr Hahaha! Man that sucks! I did the opposite today and got there way too early!Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. http://t.co/JT1Ck5Btgv
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3/5
2015
@seanuk @DPiPboro @Bewichedcoffee thanks :) I was just being really dumb. Are you coming?@DPiPboro I can't find @Bewichedcoffee ! :(@whoatemycrayons ahhh I've always known it as the Cathedral Carpark! :)@DPiPboro @chrsmi @Bewichedcoffee the cathedral car park?@DPiPboro What's the parking situation in reference to @Bewichedcoffee ?@kersley @Niaccurshi yep - think of it in long hand as: var a = (b === c ? true : false);
3/4
2015
If you need over 300 pages of PDF documentation to explain how to use your product then you’re probably doing it wrong.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreVery much looking forward to @DPiPboro tomorrow - sad I missed the last one through illness :(@DannoJB Hey Dan, Alex tells me you take contractors at CTM, do you have any recruitment periods or vacancies? Cheers :)@axshaw thanks :) will do.@axshaw Hey Alex, do you guys take contractors on at CTM?Dropbox 'syncs' all your files on the same partition http://t.co/ZFtcNzaqXp (cmts http://t.co/L2ZjLPefUU)
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3/3
2015
Noise cancelling head phones on the train have given me probably the best sleep I've had for weeks!Want to resolve your console logs to their original file:line instead of your log() wrapper? ➟ http://t.co/B5U7764xLV http://t.co/ajYrGyCqZK
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3/2
2015
Tea and cake at Castle Cottage https://t.co/D6HSLQxuyy
2/28
2015
Leonard Nimoy has died at 83 years of age. What a brilliant man. RIP.
2/27
2015
@version7 one guy said to me "nope you've gotta go over there" and I'm like "but they're open and I clearly have a ticket!". Genius.@version7 also the ones around the side were all open making the whole exercise pointless!@version7 yeah I noticed this, but isn't it out old buddies East Coast? :-/@liz_e When in Rome@liz_e BOOM. Now you're cooking on gas.Hey everyone! The company I've been working for didn't get further funding so I'm now looking for a new front-end role, if you need someone?@liz_e *whistles*@liz_e Wait, I don't think I've got the hang of this.@liz_e Oh you're such an Edam.@andyreedman oh hell yes.Seriously, has noone made JUST a touch / click normaliser? A JS library that translates touch to click to drag etc?It's a real shame @soyjavi's QuoJS's documentation is pitiful. It looks like it has potential but there's not even an API doc page.[At Starbucks] Guy: "What name?" Me: "Stuart." Guy: "Joe?" Me: "No, Stuart." Guy: "Okay." http://t.co/BKnQW4m5Dd@studioromeo @Joffff @jamesckemp @DavidDarnes \o/@Joffff @DavidDarnes @studioromeo @jamesckemp I see Jesus in my burrito. http://t.co/omda8RSwGWHas ANYONE ever managed to get Airdrop to work?@Joffff I'd like it geofenced to any Prêt a Manger pls.Coño West. http://t.co/TE4CiGPD98Ugh. Remind me to never have a Prêt 'Sausage and egg roll' ever again.AHAHAAAAHAAAA! #boom https://t.co/G1RldagzQQ poor old Madonna. I hear there's still spaces at that old people's home...When you pull your parachute too early and it catches an up draft https://t.co/uZsz5aKy3N
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreMade a fan art for @YogscastLewis and @SimonHoneydew's new Minecraft video "A whole new game" https://t.co/epPK3B1hrI http://t.co/N4kcRS2CxK
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2/26
2015
Alright Twitter, any ideas what this is about? A302 nr Buckingham Palace ~1pm http://t.co/AgZufCpngK@crowdhuntco :)@crowdhuntco You do know that it's already on your site from yesterday, right? http://t.co/zmiV7blrHW@crowdhuntco I'm sorry, what project?Pebble Time - Oh man I'm tempted... http://t.co/TagfV38dn2
2/25
2015
View from the St. Ives Tea Room over the harbour http://t.co/EqA0oycrl4
2/20
2015
I think this perfectly sums up my views on American Sniper (and its Oscar nomination). http://t.co/0FA485Og6r
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreEveryone enjoys trolling JavaScript for it's weirdness but everyone has something. Here's Java http://t.co/SszNlbefLP
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWhoever is running the @Microsoft Twitter account is genius. http://t.co/WsCRx2es3b
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2/18
2015
@AdamBuxton saw this and thought of you (check the linked comment) https://t.co/qBagooS0lJ <3
2/17
2015
@fabfabfab84 @Andrew_Bucknell @GNRailUK did you get off at St. Neots?@fabfabfab84 @GNRailUK dude you should pull it at the next stop if you can't get off - if the doors won't open its an emergency!@GNRailUK the same as everyone else is complaining about 1810 KGX->PBO. I'll be claiming for delay repay AGAIN tonight. Why do I pay £6k/yr?The God Who Peter Molyneux Forgot http://t.co/xLZCLNUyAP (cmts http://t.co/fhjNJI08m4)
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore.@GNRailUK now 4 out of the last 5 trains (in 3 days) have been delayed. Good job guys!Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984 http://t.co/osywjYKV3W
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2/11
2015
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