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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Texas|Arkansas

Lady Sarah Elizabeth of House Smith. First of her name. Caller of Hogs and Master of Sass.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09

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Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@LP_WPS and Derek Holland! :(@LP_WPS seriously....I've never seen a more injury-prone team!LOL Rangers 😁"There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them."
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how intense this scene was
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.My. Mind. Needs. An. Off. Switch. πŸ’­
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@LP_WPS thanks Luke!! ☺️☺️@JonathanKWeaver thank you!! It's been a pretty good day :)@samtwomiller what an up and down game!@JonathanKWeaver right? I got on Twitter this morning & there was a button that said "Share your birthday with the world" so I pressed it 😝A @KrisBryant_23 WALK-OFF HOME RUN for my birthday!! 😍 @CubsClosers who can't close out games... 😞 #youhadonejob@MattMcCutchen hahaha why thank you!! ☺️☺️My birthday is almost over and still no tweet from @benhiggi. 😒It worked once.... #TheBachelorette
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.LOL Beltre πŸ˜‚ happy birthday twin! Have a good one! ☺️ #feeling22Jordan Spieth and I have the exact same birthday so that basically means we are twins, right? @JordanSpieth
@IanHumphrys thanks!!The weatherman said a cold front was coming through later this week....with highs of 95 instead of 102. OH HELP US. πŸ˜…When ur parents try to be cool when u have friends over πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Too much Austin and not enough Johnny Mac in tonight's episode. #BB17My brother made my birthday dinner. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌStill salty that the TV pilot we filmed for MTV/Logo never made it to air. 😭 how can you say no to this quality?! night in Dallas with my favorites last night! ☺️ now we got dad bod.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.We all need to be needed.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.All of the guys here are so fratty it hurts. 😩Just saw explicit guitar guy from the UofA singing on a street corner near the bars in Dallas πŸ˜‚
@kaylajordan99 Probably not :/ we are just going out to the bars and stuff!I always think I want to live in a big city but then I drive in Dallas traffic.... πŸ˜’The thing about your late night thoughts.. Is they're wrong. Don't believe lies! You are loved and cherished beyond measure. Sleep easy fam!
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Nailed it.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.We have discovered that my dog does NOT like the song "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc. πŸ˜‚ B is probably the best coach in all of college football #justsaying #wps
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.But this is the truest!!!!!! For realz.
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Someone loan me $54,999
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Fingers crossed for a power shift!! #BB17@calebspillyards it was a nice little surprise for sure! So cool!FAVORITE. VIDEO. EVER. Ok I checked your IMDB page and IT IS YOU. Oh my goodness Caleb!!@calebspillyards either you were on The Astronaut Wives Club tonight or you have a freaking twin!!@factsonfemales @karaaa_20 you can!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ for those of you who don't know how amazing Primark is....educate yo'self! @Primark's snapchat story has me all kinds of excited for their U.S. stores to open! 😍 #PrimarkUSA@hannahkness I'll believe anything with that accent 😏@hannahkness right 😍 idk if I believe him though!*while Facetiming with my friend in England* Fenn: "Oh! Speaking of royalty, I met Prince Charles yesterday!" 😳 #casualI just want to pack my bags, hop on a plane and explore somewhere I've never been before ✈️
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.1- Don't hit women 2- Don't pay with fake money 3- Don't take your mistress on motorcycle rides It is not that hard.
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Who can forget that guy?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Girton from BB15 on Dating Naked....I can't....πŸ˜‚πŸ™Š"My favorite kind of vetos are the kind used on me." -John, you are ICONICπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ» #BB17
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Crying at this 'Whackstreet Boys' montage. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #BB17Welllllll.....this isn't good. 😳 but all my crew know that Bruno has eyebrows dat be uno. And plays Cluedo with SuBo, but you lose coz you blow
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Northwest Arkansas by the numbers. Incredible.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.annoyed. πŸ˜’
It's a cycle. A cycle for Choo!
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."where do you see yourself in five years?" Me:
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Deeply saddened to see a fight break out over the Video Music Awards, easily the most prestigious of all honors
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This is EXACTLY why I can't stand Taylor Swift. She thinks she's the coolest person to walk this planet and makes EVERYTHING about her.They hit the Quan!
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.#GrowingUpShy when you’re choking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Working on my application for The Bachelor! 😬 Yes, I'm serious....@kaitlyntwalls @Ahh_Chu93 @Bryce_Daniels_2 I wanna hang out with yalllllll :(
Yo I just wanna fall asleep and rest my head on @nickjonas’s bicep.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow about the Greatest Roast of all time πŸ”₯
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.When you had to get glasses and wear an eye patch in the 1st grade because of your dang lazy eye.... 😫 #GrowingUpWithGlassesi got recipes got a lotta recipes
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@trevorjpage10 my baaad! 😁 it's all speculation right now!For the people in the Whataburger line.,... We can deliver you pizza as you wait......
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Audrey HAS to be self-evicting. There's no other explanation for a nearly 4 hour DR session at this point! #BB17Oh my goodness...Whataburger is shutting down the city! Why aren't these people at work? πŸ˜‚ matter how many times I listen to it, "See You Again" will never get old! πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ #instantclassic @wizkhalifa @charlieputhIt's Monday. My birthday is exactly one week from today. I want a tweet from @benhiggi for my birthday. Plan accordingly, people! πŸ˜‰"The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money." β€”Β York Uni
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@kaleyklaw girl you've gotta turn the live feeds on now! House meeting!Chrisley Knows Best is too funny. πŸ˜‚Me: I should treat myself My bank account:
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I wish Johnny Mac knew how much America loved his DRs #BB17
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.nope
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.H3BD to my queen Riley Curry! ☺️ my friends don't know I can dance so I bust out some moves. Definitely me! Except I don't have grey hair already in 10 years!!
Watching a documentary on Arrested Development on my couch. Saturday night TURN UP. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌThe Little Rascals will never get old to me. ☺️Jeff Banister telling the Astros manager to not touch his players.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."What's new, Grandma?" "Did you know I donated to a Syrian terrorist group?" "😳"
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."One good thing about music. When it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@_JonWarner_ wishing I could come on down so I could come on down 😩I went to Dunkin this morning and @annachristman wasn't there. 😒 #saddayJust in case anyone needs it
Retweeted by Sarah damn its hot outside me: *wears all black*
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.please take one second to RT this & help me with this experiment. You might meet a new friend & help my portfolio!
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.My life
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Literally over 60% of my friends have gone to Europe this summer meanwhile I'm here trying to save up for chipotle.
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