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Still obsessed with Chuck Jones' coyote/roadrunner rules. Awesome to so clearly, concisely define your characters. http://t.co/MRd4zguD93
Retweeted by Terry LanderNice pic of @Emgogogo winning Sunday's @bathhalf. Event was included in our weekly round-up: http://t.co/8AY9epGLWK http://t.co/RwxpD4Uil0
Retweeted by Terry Lander@DaisyWhite1922 I like your advice #DulyNoted@DaisyWhite1922 Well done with yours #RunningHero@DaisyWhite1922 Thanks! I'm doing #Silverstone, looks well organised and flat...ish.
First nine syllables are all that are required here http://t.co/3lDaGL2wgZ
Retweeted by Terry LanderEwen Macintosh Personal Video Messages http://t.co/cGbXStLKaZ @ewenmacintosh #TheOffice #TheUKOffice http://t.co/aFOwn3ED0O
Retweeted by Terry Lander@AlanFitz1 Pretty sure your Twitter account has been hacked young man.
Pssst! Selling or renting property in West Cornwall? Give the highest rated agents in the area a call 01326 561561 http://t.co/Ztz4PEXzjk
Retweeted by Terry LanderNice to see I got a mention in this month's @bookcunt blog, some cracking reads in there.BookCunt blog post: February http://t.co/Akw6vIfFuU
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet up to date with today's post http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQD@AlanFitz1 They knew how to shake it. Taylor Swift, take note."Yay!" said the children of the internet. "It's today!" http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5Smash it @Emgogogo @bathhalf @Brooksrunninguk 2day Best wishes from us all 👟 🏃#runhappy #roadrunning #Bath #Cornwall http://t.co/HIVaq9Dq3X
Retweeted by Terry LanderVery excited to announce that we are making a Bad Education Movie. @Alfie_Wickers and the gang are hitting Cornwall! http://t.co/SvGplGW7v7
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrdaveturner Yes! Officially today but has been available for a few days in all GOOD bookshops and online http://t.co/Rq4oBDEsey
Retweeted by Terry Lander@verilyberrily AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR@AlanFitz1 Hmmmm. Free advertising?@DaisyWhite1922 Good luck! Mine's in two weeks so will empathise with you then.#HalfMarathon day! Raising money for the amazing #BreakthroughBreastCancer - if you want to donate please check... http://t.co/5GgZ6b4NkX
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@SukyGoodfellow The numbers don't lie.@SukyGoodfellow Two proofreaders out of three have said how good the cover is. #3 only has the manuscript so far.I'm on @FunKids tomorrow morning from 11am - Dan's show - talking about Completely Cassidy: Accidental Genius http://t.co/A2TDCZHXAT
Retweeted by Terry LanderDress 23!! Only 5 hours to go! #watson27 http://t.co/e1Hmru1iQo (that is @timminchin's gropey hand) http://t.co/UuS5vAN4CC
Retweeted by Terry LanderStuff is happening here. I hope you all continue to notice as the release dates come by. #LyvitIsTenFollow @TiernanDouieb who is being legendary with Mark Watson and the gang.@TheDelovely Still in 'borne?The #watson27 gang are still at it. Fabulous. Live stream here: http://t.co/zTE7QWyGlp
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe news feels a bit weird today... http://t.co/ynswBFkFg4
Retweeted by Terry LanderLottee Brown - Piece of my Heart - Live at The Grand Pier, Weston Super Mare (March 2014) http://t.co/kw3kquHYsI
Retweeted by Terry LanderHere is the link to The Uncle album in case you've missed it. @mrandrewjones @jamieguitarist @babycowLtd https://t.co/Gb45fPsPJ9
Retweeted by Terry Lander@richardosman Hi Richard, any chance you could follow me? I have a favour to ask...
I'm currently putting together a 'Number 1's of the nineties' pre-record for my show on @PenwithRadio, next Tuesday at 6pm.Two weeks to go. Only fools and horses don't donate*. (*not necessarily true) https://t.co/L1zgKoTmCs
Here's what next month's solar eclipse will look like in Truro http://t.co/xwASBFyckMNext month, Britain could be plunged into complete darkness http://t.co/7KVrn6b3CX http://t.co/VvxNeac1YN
Retweeted by Terry LanderIts Tuesday which means that @sstrong82 and @Lyvit will be on @PenwithRadio to entertain you from #6PM for #TToT
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New post! Unless you saw it yesterday. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
Good to see #amwriting trending. I #amwriting a book that will be finished this week and out soon. Watch this space.Here's some free work I did on a Sunday that you can cast your eye over. You're welcome. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5Follow by email - right hand side - http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5 - please do.Glowing reviews, informative contents and now just over a tenner. What's not to like? http://t.co/7jNrIbzp6k Also follow @greg_jenner here!I'm really humbled by the reviews it's had, too. Thanks to all who have supported my work over the last decade. #LyvitIsTenSales of Fat Guy Runs a Marathon - my @LondonMarathon experience - have peaked in the first few months of the last two years.We are now into single figures - just NINE WEEKS TO GO until the 2015 #LondonMarathon and you have one of these! http://t.co/BoFNm44YvR
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The cartoonist who does Drunken Bakers is spreading his wings. This, from the latest Eye: http://t.co/7pnq98Auwr
Retweeted by Terry Lander@HealeyCartoons Your donation is greatly appreciated and is 400% more than I hoped for. You'll get into Heaven (where alcohol is banned).Cee thrupio http://t.co/ud6zFksUMX
Retweeted by Terry LanderWARRINGTON PARR HALL TONIGHT. http://t.co/1VgGHPY4cM
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'll give you a half price #ff if you do.Save a life - give us a quid please https://t.co/L1zgKoBLKU #SilverstoneHalfMarathon@SimonNRicketts Can't believe they forgot to mention the £5 Big Green Bookshop voucher.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SimonNRicketts Interesting bundle but not sure why I felt I needed to read as far down as I did...I'm not getting one #HowToWasteALifeEvery Oscar nominee gets a $168,000 goodie bag, including this $250 vibrator. (Link: http://t.co/qaP2K94e1Y) http://t.co/e2uk7dk1cM
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's a special day http://t.co/UWkm6SBmlC
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huzzah, first donation is in https://t.co/L1zgKoBLKU #justgiving @stjohnambulance
Her 33 year old Husband is bald FFS! http://t.co/cMahiukfC6
Retweeted by Terry Lander@matthew1471 Yes it is: http://t.co/828pkp2pSc
Retweeted by Terry LanderHolly & I have been arguing over what color to paint our walls so we painted them white and hung up swatches instead. http://t.co/u2CZoy36oB
Retweeted by Terry LanderGweek Pantoloons rehearsals for the Emperor's New Clothes are going well. 6th, 7th, 8th March at the village hall. I will not be nude.Did you travel on our 11:06 from Paddington to Plymouth today? We've found this bear on board. http://t.co/USCSnb2wrt
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@Twoptwips Confirm unsolvable theories by proclaiming that science moves in mysterious ways.
Time to see what's been happening. http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQDIf Friends were rebooted for 2015. Genius. https://t.co/j3JPaanQh0
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Half posting this to show off and half posting as a reference for when I do a half marathon on Mother's Day. http://t.co/bBSjLHWa3q
@Lyvit :D Alternatively, #ff @Lyvit and learn tips from the author of "How To Recover From A 'Sense Of Humour Bypass' Operation".
Retweeted by Terry Lander@taylertoons That's a great idea for next year's blog.#ff If you don't follow @taylertoons you may as well draw a cactus on a piece of paper and tell people that's how you do social media now.@taylertoons I'm more of an Alan Partridge meets Tarantino when he's been interrupted during his breakfast types.Although I appreciate favs @taylertoons, I've always found RTs to be more visible. #Hint #Ungrateful #YouShouldUnfollowMeJust about found some time to do this. Please support my work by RTing or printing it out for a stranger. http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQD
@AlanFitz1 Yeah, she's been diagnosed as type 1 diabetic. Started on insulin today. She's only five but coping well.@Jake_Riding Park and ride is a Godsend but Mary had to get here urgently. Seems a tax on the most vulnerable to me. All okay now though.Paid £16 to park, no restaurants open and a skeleton staff on as it's the weekend...all to stop my daughter's slow painful death #savethenhsColdplay, in Bros like tones, asking "When, will I, will I be retro?"Here's what's left of #Crims (until the DVD release...) https://t.co/Xxcnee7Evg #BBCThreeInstead of going to see Fifty Shades of Grey, why not donate the cost of a cinema ticket to refuge, http://t.co/aZ4Eh10IrV instead?
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Changed my mind about you saying hello. I get an email, a notification and a text when you do. Just wave instead. #amwriting #amediting@greg_jenner Glad your review count is going up.Wanna know about the time Samuel Pepys had to shit in the fireplace? It's in my book, along with many other facts! http://t.co/Kvl2Zpz1ry
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm up editing/being unfunny on social media. Stop by and say hello.@amateuradam @mattleys I'd stick to lint/Lindt jokes, Matt.Quick strip: "Harrison Bored" http://t.co/gp9YQtjYKz
Retweeted by Terry Lander@amateuradam @jamesgfarrell Great work with #Crims, TV won't be the same without it.Late night reading - one shade of room improvement #Bandwagon http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
Probably the best room improving blog you'll read this hour. http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6xDrone Free ZoneNo-fly-zone service lets you ban drones over your own HOME http://t.co/RplQeK2PtE
Retweeted by Terry LanderA signed print from @AliceHole of #Helstons Market Place in #Watercolour http://t.co/6BtkUX1LOb http://t.co/kQjIGFBhmL
Retweeted by Terry LanderI made this for you to use if you ever need it http://t.co/j86YI4R5R6
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@GiveBloodNHS donation done ! My 3rd time, @verilyberrily 's 1st ! Such a good thing to do people ! #GiveBlood X http://t.co/BjZOHL9iIf
Retweeted by Terry LanderHow to deal with Cyberbullying... #SID2015 http://t.co/VIPiLuNOfj
Retweeted by Terry LanderThanks to everyone who pointed out the spelling mistakes in this tweet. I feel such a fool. *raises eyebrow* https://t.co/isY2nMNhYY
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy article on underpants is from my new book (only £5 on kindle!) It's a funny, facty history of your daily life http://t.co/rMT2IKOZ3o
Retweeted by Terry LanderPremiership rights go for £5.1 billion. Well, it is the best and most entertaining league in the world. Aston Villa to be given 6 pounds.
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe're hashtag on air in 30 minutes...get your internets to http://t.co/HwYpz2iRHC to totes listen to Si'ekick @sstrong82 and I. #Radio
This is your notification service. http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x@Jake_Riding @SamieSands Mine's not out yet but Mrs L likes zombies so I shall send her your way, Samie.
@bookcunt Ah, I wasn't sure if I'd sent you that one. I don't want to spoil the ending but I don't die.Sort your rooms out. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
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