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Katie @Kater_tot Brooklyn, NY

Midwest heart with a New York state of mind

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"I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour." —Wednesday Addams http://t.co/w5oIsOFGp0 #DeathBecomesHer http://t.co/B70Y7Yww0H
Retweeted by Katie@ComfortablySmug https://t.co/0rs6eveMLO@ComfortablySmug I feel like it would be better received when read aloud."To Science" http://t.co/TqRG0KSY0915 Kickass Women Who Had their Relationship Priorities Straight http://t.co/zK0QTrNyA0 via @micnews
1/30
2015
@stphnbckr See you two there! <3 Jk. In pajamas. RT @BabysAllRight: ~+ releasing tickets to @Savagesband at 11:30pm sharp on the steps +~@k_ved I'm seeing a Chorus Karaoke duet in our future...@k_ved #GuiltyPleasureCrySong@montoyan Yes, I'm starting to realize that's a lot to ask. Looks like I may have to face the dreaded reality of an actual store. *sigh*Will @amazon send me an outfit by tomorrow if I order it now? Is that how Prime works? This is a legit question.@Cthursby :( I don't understand this sentence. I've read it 20 times.@lastbadasstion @talktoskirt Outing next Thurs??New phone software update now warns me about my music volume related to hearing loss. NO YOU CANNOT DICTATE MY EMO RAGE LEVEL ANDROID.@jp730 But there's one thing I can commit to: My dress size@jp730 Seamless is the Netflix of food! How on earth is anyone expected to make a timely decision?!@jp730 Or reluctance to venturing out into the frigid temps, which is why I skipped lunch today! #abs@chigrl @aussietorres @bondskew @McDonalds I mean.. I wouldn't be *mad* cc @ashleyalieseA look back at Blink-182's beautiful, twisted, kind of gay romance http://t.co/o84G5OfZX8 http://t.co/PsY5OKuZIQ
Retweeted by Katie@LawOnHighHeels That account is absurd and I love it. Thank you.@WhitneyM02 Aw that sounds fun! Unfortunately, I can't this Saturday, but we should for another event sometime!Answer: NO. | Help! I’m 26 and Want to Stop Working. Can I Ask My Boyfriend to Support Me? http://t.co/XaCIMWl2XS via @slate@darth @michaelwhitney @broderick http://t.co/yOCYzi422y Brussels love brussels tooSelf-explanatory headline. RT @NYMag: Why lonely people like to binge-watch TV: http://t.co/XYYXMU1FXx http://t.co/VvOeUbawms
1/29
2015
What it will likely come down to... RT @UPROXX: When She Couldn’t Find ‘The One,’ This Woman Married Herself http://t.co/1pGXsjYNOq@ComfortablySmug @jp730 @hilarycakes Where's the chocolate cake?? All I see is yellow...@ComfortablySmug *slow clap* 👏RAND Study Finds Change in #Ohio Laws Could Lead to Increased Access to Care #NPsLead #APRN #FPA http://t.co/pACKmUCwVt
Retweeted by Katie@A_MICHELLI It's your birthday! It's your birthday! BAD BITCH CONTEST, YOU IN FIRST PLACE!Amazing cat.... Kitty hit by car, owner thinks it's dead, buries it, claws itself from grave: http://t.co/Wi4v2OZqHo http://t.co/yPKMz7bun3
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1/28
2015
"What am I supposed to do with all this paella?!" - New Yorkers after stocking up for #blizzardof2015 Cc: @BYTNYC http://t.co/gPZ9bfEboY
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1/27
2015
It's Monday and it's a #snowpocalypse so that only logically takes us to #MariahCareyMonday Mariah Carey - Dreamlover http://t.co/Ouf4lToxY4SNOWING = PARTYING
Retweeted by Katie@montoyan @nycsouthpaw @juliakatherine Yes.#snowpocalypse booze line http://t.co/LrDaN0Alaa@dasan How could I brie so irresponsible?@RoughTradeNYC @BRONCHOBAND 🙌@ShanersMD Omg! I did too! Last night I bought crackers and wine, got home, then BOOM. Forgot the cheese.@RoughTradeNYC Is @BRONCHOBAND still on for tonight?Nurses with post-graduate training can improve #healthcare quality, researchers say #NPsLead http://t.co/h16Ihiarmb
Retweeted by KatieWhen life snows you in, put on your happy panties. #blizzardof2015
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1/26
2015
@dashbot "mounds of gray, icy slop" http://t.co/1rg9fpRlMv"Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy." —Larry David http://t.co/SlwbmHCDkB http://t.co/jhgOmYd3qQ
Retweeted by Katie@mnclde A wise, economical decision"Irresistibly delicious" 😒Booze. RT @NYDailyNews: Here's the blizzard necessities you'll need aside from food, power. http://t.co/rPxRMATeEY http://t.co/kO6IukPWxHI suppose one can safely assume what "pizzle" is. Abner is ALL ABOUT THE PIZZLE. http://t.co/ViBkWrMV4VBeck's boisterous Morning Phase follow-up could be coming "before the summer" http://t.co/xUpKHEv7EF http://t.co/Dekgpn508A
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1/25
2015
@ComfortablySmug He prefers @VeepHBO, but will nap through it all anyway.@ComfortablySmug Oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually busy perfecting my pancake recipe for my guest this morning. I'll send Abner over though.@ComfortablySmug Where's the volunteer gf??I DON'T EAT MY FRIENDS http://t.co/rufrHWQIQw
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1/24
2015
@EmmaPowell84 We should go Sunday! RT @Videology: Sunday. http://t.co/saDjC6LPduIt's the magic hour!@bySamRo #synergy #ED@ShanersMD Want to go halfsies? http://t.co/Zw04IbeuvU@SarahNEmerson Holy shit that Seabreacher is baaaaaadass
1/23
2015
@Jessica_Effect Us RT @designtaxi: How to ‘work out’ at the gym without actually exercising http://t.co/fJmFyGLnax http://t.co/2osgU7lZ0B@stphnbckr @SoBendito @groditi But that could be called a loveseat! I feel like a couch allows you to spoon and sprawl, bourgeois or not.@stphnbckr @groditi Plush rug + dog = peepeerug@stphnbckr @groditi You can take naps and play on couches. No one likes vertical-nap-only option.@tinkermellie Season 4 can't come soon enough!@ReformedBroker Your joke that stood the test of time: http://t.co/zyiWJTdIu3'Mo' Money Mo' Problems' and 23 other classic songs that offer great life advice http://t.co/AbrGGptNeK http://t.co/WJQdFoeSYW
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1/22
2015
@stphnbckr Also, you should strive to make the decor in your new apt look just like the cover of this Beck album! http://t.co/aAMDb242qj@stphnbckr I found a flask! 🍸😵@juliakatherine 🚼?@stphnbckr Sometimes life is good. RT @nytimeswell: A Drink a Day to Lower Heart Failure Risk http://t.co/VTk46GPukEYou’ve heard of bank accounts with $500, or even $0, but $8,000? Whoa. http://t.co/JZaXNIh8UX http://t.co/Inu6QHxYzz
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1/21
2015
Want to live to 109? Avoid men and eat porridge: http://t.co/3F9RAgmrlo http://t.co/LiW6fbeqEa
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1/20
2015
@hgwnyc "Let's make your dreams come true, baby" ?? 😯@Jenello55 This tweet was written about us. https://t.co/6OJnk8iXVN via @ManRepeller@k_ved @Jessica_Effect (with coffee in hand)@Jessica_Effect Have a good day at work, darling! 💋 (tweeted from my bed)
1/19
2015
My Friday spirit animal #getdown http://t.co/zp3JuMxxu9@darth Yes.. he's very dignified. He wears bow ties, you know.@darth I put a little Manchego cheese in Abner's Kong ball this morning before I left. He's a cheese fiend.@ComfortablySmug @micnews Coming from the guy who tweeted this as a Sunday activity idea last week!@naufalsanaullah @micnews too early for this game, Naufal.Friday morning commute jam http://t.co/iKBEiQ5f69
1/16
2015
"If you're cozying up with good books, you could end up cozying up with each other." http://t.co/7XG7wAmBBA via @micnewsJeff Goldblum To Be First-Time Father Of Baby Boy At 62 Years Old http://t.co/jZ9ptaSsRC
Retweeted by KatieNurse practitioners, physician assistants named best jobs to have in 2015 http://t.co/e8fT7qkki2 via @ClinicalAdvisor
Retweeted by KatieArtist adds whimsical cartoon twists to New York City photographs http://t.co/kZZ8SHzdbF http://t.co/SS2Kd6vmVM
Retweeted by Katie@nyrr @nycmarathon Ugh! Too soon!
1/15
2015
@Nebrewska Was going to send this to you! http://t.co/0Ri7zgRpDl@hassankhan I don't have this feature yet. 😕Whoaaa. Just realized with the newest Twitter update, all of my previously disappeared DMs magically reappeared! All the way back from 2010!@hassankhan 😝@ComfortablySmug @WSJAsia When will Abner be able to text me?There's a lovely "Choose You Own Adventure" on Twitter. Start here ➡ @wnd_go (by @edent)
Retweeted by Katie@noahsolo @mnclde Yes. I'd snap you the pronunciation, but I sound like a prepubescent boy with my cold. Google it!@mnclde Also falls into the weird way of saying "mature," which is the most obnoxious.Skipping dinner because lazy and abs.@WIRED I shall hire one of these strapping chaps to build one in my fortress of an apt. Please.One month to Valentine's Day. If you don't have a reservation yet, you prob don't really like her.
Retweeted by Katie@raisedinthecity Nice! I'll probably go because it's so close to home and all. ;)"That will make your ovaries tickle." Yes, @Jessica_Effect. It certainly did. http://t.co/9pexoNS1jEThe Best NYC-Based Romantic Comedies, From 2000 To 2005 http://t.co/WPqQEjZOsx http://t.co/q5wZRWnAIq
Retweeted by KatieMe and the thin line between love and hate: http://t.co/3iTs2toJCDWhoever booked @2Chainz on Nancy Grace to debate about weed is a fucking genius: http://t.co/tFoLv2qhBU http://t.co/uuL1cDDtu7
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1/14
2015
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