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I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.

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Good times. Last one for tonight: Think Gayer Like Sleep tight. #OscarAnagramsMovie-ing right along: Otherwise Reopens #OscarAnagramsSo many Oscar contenders have oddly appropriate anagrams. Like: A Ruled Narration Jig #OscarAnagramsGames are fun! Next: Rectal Elves You're welcome. #OscarAnagramsYou're good! How about this: Reefer Envy Thigh Toothy (also the password to McConaughy's post Oscar party) #OscarAnagramsLet's do some #Oscar Anagrams! 'Cuz why not! Ready? Who's this: Mr Decent Butch Cabbie #OscarAnagramsThinking about wearing a Janet Jackson headset at the Oscars. Just ‘cause. #Oscars
1/25
2015
Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year. #Oscars
1/24
2015
This year's #Oscars will be a little different: In addition to acceptance speeches, all non-winners must deliver concession speeches.
1/23
2015
Today we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a remarkable humanitarian and civil rights leader. #greatness #respect
1/19
2015
Another good #Oscar read, again via Deadline: http://t.co/ml04aDrP8vInterested in a smart, insider conversation about this year's #Oscar drama? Check it: http://t.co/DkBdVmC6bU via Deadline.
1/18
2015
Had an absolutely delicious dinner with the family at St. Anselm in Brooklyn. One of the best restaurants in NYC. http://t.co/g4i96jUtnZTonight is the opening of brilliant artist Patrick Jacobs' new show at @PerogiGallery in Bklyn. Gideon approved! http://t.co/okDl68LQxuLast night was great: dinner at @Guarnaschelli's resto Butter, then @HedwigOnBway with the superb Michael C. Hall! http://t.co/EdAKfexYj5
1/16
2015
My new Oscar commercial. Dig it. http://t.co/VLWYO4rUGOMy #Oscars nominations thoughts: http://t.co/ZM1gylH4cu
1/15
2015
Can't wait for tomorrow, @neilmeron and @craigzadan. Let the #Oscars commence! BTW, we should probably start creating content soon...What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's #AmericanHorrorStory ? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it. #MarjorieThe Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination
1/14
2015
We spoke to @ActuallyNPH about #Hedwig's Grammy nomination and more: http://t.co/dQbN1TQn4S
Retweeted by Neil Patrick Harris
1/13
2015
My stint in the American Horror Story: Freak Show begins tonight! Watch it. I double-doll dare ya! #AHSFREAKSHOW #Marjorie
1/7
2015
Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.
1/6
2015
Attended a New Years Day Hangover party today. Everyone wore PJs, and I brought @TheIVDoctor, who rehydrated us all. Highly recommended.Happy New Year! May your 2015 be filled with health, humor and happiness. Love, the Burtka-Harris Bunch @Davidburtka http://t.co/UVehE2SStz
1/1
2014
“@nbeiter14: @ActuallyNPH I think you'd appreciate our Christmas card ! http://t.co/BX0F7KT4H0” -- Well played.
12/29
2014
Merry Christmas Eve! Hope your night is filled with love - whether it be by romance, friendship, or random circumstance. 'Tis the season!
12/24
2014
Took the family to see @Aladdin on B'way. Awesome watching Gideon be confounded by a carpet that actually flies, while Harper missed Abu.Massive congrats to Sir Elton John & David Furnish - now officially married! @DavidBurtka are I are thrilled for you both! #sharethelove
12/21
2014
And if you're looking for a swank gift for your lady, check out http://t.co/tmFJVmkNBP. Exquisite clothes and one of a kind jewelry. #classyLike laughing? Watch this. Plus I guest on it in Feb. @IGIHollywood on @DIRECTV ch.239 Tonight 8:30pm. w/ @PaulGreenberg1 & @DAnthonyHiggins
12/16
2014
“@jayceedoubleu: Your baby can read too with the help of @ActuallyNPH http://t.co/IdtXiNaBjJ” The book is magic!All done with my Q&A. Good times. And oh oh oh man, is my book a great holiday gift idea! It has words and stuff! http://t.co/2WrsTX0swdKay (@kmssssssssss) asks: What feels more natural to you acting, singing, writing or hosting? #AskNPH http://t.co/jZDdxVnuaKRobin Chesser (@Raechef2) asks: If you could have a cohost on The Oscars who would it be? #AskNPH http://t.co/d2fjF3MGD6Selena Kyle (@Jamybitch) asks: please tell us something about the oscars! Any plans? #AskNPH http://t.co/S6NcHoMyIQSamrin Hirani (@Sams_lfc) asks: what magic trick and recipe is your favourite from.your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/exkNGgwIjd.@LindsayHarper Did you find it difficult to talk about anything in your book? Did u enjoy the nostalgia? #AskNPH http://t.co/bfPIrbSJdlVicky Evans (@yic147) asks: what are you reading at the moment? #AskNPH @kristopherjans @bjnovak http://t.co/I17weacF9T.@dcestates: what part of the book was most challenging/if you were a dog, what type of dog would you be? #AskNPH http://t.co/LPMCdKvpj9Lauren Peterson (@Aerodiver7) asks: in the audio version why does a British guy narrate for your friends? #AskNPH http://t.co/nz8CXNFSQM@emmyxoxo84 asks: Was there anything that you didn't want to include in your book but did anyways?#AskNPH http://t.co/MU6ugiua2Q.@rapawnish1133 : Did you ever experience writers block while writing and if so, how did you get unstuck? #AskNPH http://t.co/xYkKYyRgrMJasmin(@Jasmin_96_) you were so busy how did you find time to write a book with Hedwig, HIMYM, Gone Girl #AskNPH http://t.co/CyCFNTh2YNRebecca Stinson (@96Becky) asks: What’s your favorite ending in your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/rxI9ft0UXO http://t.co/Tjrt3NWfBoJoe (@JGH1211): what gave you the idea to write your autobiography as a choose your own adventure book? #AskNPH http://t.co/nr7M7VnRsIDani Francine (@DoctorSwarley) asks: Can your book still make me levitate even if I'm buying it late? #AskNPH http://t.co/qvMPNdKUMRJenna N (@Jennateur) asks: Why were people posting pics of themselves levitating while reading your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/ZQFTWEfkJ5#AskNPH Introduction - This is how I am, um, introduced. http://t.co/DndTNtOz1WAbout to start sending answers to your Twitter questions! Ready, set... GO! #barrage #AskNPH
12/15
2014
Dudes. I'm answering questions at a live Twitter thing on 12/15 about my book http://t.co/E7vv4IyAEr. Tweet me your queries now w/ #AskNPH
12/12
2014
May I present my Academy Award writing team! (It took four of us to craft that last sentence) #Oscars http://t.co/HiooVFDIjx
12/9
2014
Just finished filming my last scene for American Horror Story. I need to take a shower. Wash off all this horror.
12/7
2014
The @HedwigOnBway cast recording was just nominated for a Grammy! So proud! Now what happens? Bribery? Sexual favors? #WhatWouldHedwigDo?
12/5
2014
I'll be watching #PeterPanLive tonight at 8 pm on NBC. You? Can't wait to see what will happen! Break a leg, cast. But not a wire...
12/4
2014
Support a cause near and dear to Team #HIMYM by going here and clicking on GIVING: https://t.co/cDyEXqcn8c … #GivingTuesday
12/2
2014
David and Gideon are digging these Disney days, too. Great waltdisneyworld memories all around..! http://t.co/GuR4EvCmkPHaving a great time in waltdisneyworld hosting the Candlelight Processional at EPCOT. Harper is in… http://t.co/pIAc29pfVj
12/1
2014
Bid on my Hedwig beehive wig, all money goes to support NY Stage & Film. It smells just like... the crown of my head. http://t.co/GNr6x2goQa
11/30
2014
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm super thankful for all of the blessings in my life, especially these three. http://t.co/a4gpjZOMl8
11/27
2014
Heading home after @Davidburtka 's one man show. He crushed. So proud. If you get a chance, please spend some time with this wonderful man.
11/25
2014
INC(RED)IBLE: These Apps Save Lives. For 2 weeks 100% proceeds go to @RED to fight AIDS. #AppsforRED Only @AppStore http://t.co/om1EOjWkEq
11/24
2014
“@CaraCompass: I'm getting a calico cat what should I call her” I'd name her Puppy.“@smichelle2121: @ActuallyNPH With more than 11 million followers how much tweets do you get to read in a day?” 83.“@DieselPitman: I found your 70's doppelgänger! http://t.co/5o3cW7lVdt” GAH! My secrets are slipping. You never saw this.A loverly review of my tome: http://t.co/xPf3jCWTua It makes a terrific stocking stuffer, assuming your stockings are stretchy.
11/21
2014
RIP, Mike Nichols. Brilliant director, lovely gentleman. Total class act. His work will live on forever.
11/20
2014
I haven't yet entered the Show of Freaks. But fair warning: I'm a'comin'..! #AHSLiveTweet #chameleons
11/19
2014
...I was almost so sexy...
11/18
2014
R. A. Montgomery: thanks for all of the (Choose Your Own) adventures over the years. Rest in peace. http://t.co/7RgtoOvdv2
11/14
2014
“@MackaMettey: @ActuallyNPH's new book makes me lighter than air! #nphbook #levitation http://t.co/yHJK88RLbg” Yes! http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9I'm solo in NOLA! Ate dinner at Cochon, unbelievably delicious. Pics of the dishes at @NPHFoodPorn, worth a look. Oh, and I'm filming AHS:FS
11/12
2014
Welcome to Broadway, Emma Stone! Can't wait to see your Sally Bowles in @Cabaret_Musical, starting tonight. Break a leg. And a heart.48 hrs left to support a lovely cause by hanging w/ @himymcraig and @CarterBays at the inspiration for Maclaren's! https://t.co/fRluIwleKSIt's Veterans Day. Sincere thanks to all those who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces for protecting our country. I salute you.
11/11
2014
Vote for my book to be the funnierest of them all! https://t.co/2WhM7Pptuo
11/10
2014
“@CaraCompass: @ActuallyNPH Who won the #nphbook competition?” It's still in play!!Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap! http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9 #beatbox
11/7
2014
Penny made me laugh at Absinthe in Vegas, and also in this, her Kickstarter plea. Worth a look & some scratch: http://t.co/KUUprLTJdF“@henrysodt: Some levitating at Costco with a great read... #nphbook #levitating http://t.co/YyWpu2KxUa” Yes! Costc-OH, I'm floating!
11/6
2014
“@samoss22: Just doing some "light" reading at walmart.. #nphbook #literallymagic #wow http://t.co/yMC6UoxKzE” Yes!
11/5
2014
Took the family to the @BigAppleCircus today. Had an amazing, circustacular time! #metamorphosis http://t.co/qonrD1Lt16Know this: my variety show will absolutely be crafted by union writers. I've been assured by ITV that it will be a WGA show. Period.Watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. While everyone in the ensemble is amazing, @MrJCLynch is sublime. Wow. Bravo. #TwistyThis video of the 2014 Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta makes me proud of/miss/love NM! Amazing! http://t.co/mj58cLF1kO (via @Colossal )
11/4
2014
“@dannisiminerio: Hedwig and Yitzhak think that @ActuallyNPH's book is magical. #nphbook #levitation http://t.co/9mYRY3MVaP” Yes!
11/3
2014
No question. This year’s Halloween with @KellyRipa & @MarkConsuelos & @DavidBurtka was the best ever! #sothankful http://t.co/yb0EhiSUZfHappy Halloween from Gotham City!! http://t.co/3gzmG44iEfPapa, when are we putting on our costumes? We want to go trick-or-treating already!! #soon http://t.co/UbWOdxjBczHappy Halloween! Have wicked fun tonight, but don’t drink and drive. Instead use Uber! Your first ride is free: https://t.co/TZ67uxL5K6
10/31
2014
Happy Almost Halloween, everyone else! #harper http://t.co/s9t02okoXHHappy Almost Halloween, everyone! #gideon http://t.co/jyBELP5U54My 2,000th tweet goes out to my handsome, high-rising husband @DavidBurtka. He’s very well read. #nphbook http://t.co/vuO2Q5dTa2
10/30
2014
A very classy night at the gala for the Elton John AIDS Foundation ( @ejaforg). A truly important organization. http://t.co/KVad0yIRBP
10/28
2014
“@brisbanekris: @nhitong247 You have an Instagram don’t you?” Indeed I do, sorry. Just not on the Facebook.“@nhitong247: Neil, is this your only social media account? The FB that uses your name posts really annoying stuff.” No FB, just this. #fake
10/27
2014
“@laurelise23: To levitate, turn to page 107! @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/o8Ayq6Hyae” Yes! G'night!“@Lonebinky: @ActuallyNPH's book is full of magic! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/W4HOFiFS4I” Yes!My book tour travels are now complete! Hope the book gives you a lift. Now back to these amazing knuckleheads. #NYC http://t.co/F1rqN6lHKwAny LA'ers looking to get scared while using their smarts should check out http://t.co/VaRoEmxK14. You have 45 minutes to escape. Or else..!
10/26
2014
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