I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
Good times. Last one for tonight: Think Gayer Like Sleep tight. #OscarAnagramsMovie-ing right along: Otherwise Reopens #OscarAnagramsSo many Oscar contenders have oddly appropriate anagrams. Like: A Ruled Narration Jig #OscarAnagramsGames are fun! Next: Rectal Elves You're welcome. #OscarAnagramsYou're good! How about this: Reefer Envy Thigh Toothy (also the password to McConaughy's post Oscar party) #OscarAnagramsLet's do some #Oscar Anagrams! 'Cuz why not! Ready? Who's this: Mr Decent Butch Cabbie #OscarAnagramsThinking about wearing a Janet Jackson headset at the Oscars. Just ‘cause. #Oscars
Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year. #Oscars
This year's #Oscars will be a little different: In addition to acceptance speeches, all non-winners must deliver concession speeches.
Had an absolutely delicious dinner with the family at St. Anselm in Brooklyn. One of the best restaurants in NYC. http://t.co/g4i96jUtnZTonight is the opening of brilliant artist Patrick Jacobs' new show at @PerogiGallery in Bklyn. Gideon approved! http://t.co/okDl68LQxuLast night was great: dinner at @Guarnaschelli's resto Butter, then @HedwigOnBway with the superb Michael C. Hall! http://t.co/EdAKfexYj5
Can't wait for tomorrow, @neilmeron and @craigzadan. Let the #Oscars commence! BTW, we should probably start creating content soon...What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's #AmericanHorrorStory ? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it. #MarjorieThe Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination
Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.
Merry Christmas Eve! Hope your night is filled with love - whether it be by romance, friendship, or random circumstance. 'Tis the season!
“@jayceedoubleu: Your baby can read too with the help of @ActuallyNPH http://t.co/IdtXiNaBjJ” The book is magic!All done with my Q&A. Good times. And oh oh oh man, is my book a great holiday gift idea! It has words and stuff! http://t.co/2WrsTX0swdKay (@kmssssssssss) asks: What feels more natural to you acting, singing, writing or hosting? #AskNPH http://t.co/jZDdxVnuaKRobin Chesser (@Raechef2) asks: If you could have a cohost on The Oscars who would it be? #AskNPH http://t.co/d2fjF3MGD6Selena Kyle (@Jamybitch) asks: please tell us something about the oscars! Any plans? #AskNPH http://t.co/S6NcHoMyIQSamrin Hirani (@Sams_lfc) asks: what magic trick and recipe is your favourite from.your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/exkNGgwIjd.@LindsayHarper Did you find it difficult to talk about anything in your book? Did u enjoy the nostalgia? #AskNPH http://t.co/bfPIrbSJdlVicky Evans (@yic147) asks: what are you reading at the moment? #AskNPH @kristopherjans @bjnovak http://t.co/I17weacF9T.@dcestates: what part of the book was most challenging/if you were a dog, what type of dog would you be? #AskNPH http://t.co/LPMCdKvpj9Lauren Peterson (@Aerodiver7) asks: in the audio version why does a British guy narrate for your friends? #AskNPH http://t.co/nz8CXNFSQM@emmyxoxo84 asks: Was there anything that you didn't want to include in your book but did anyways?#AskNPH http://t.co/MU6ugiua2Q.@rapawnish1133 : Did you ever experience writers block while writing and if so, how did you get unstuck? #AskNPH http://t.co/xYkKYyRgrMJasmin(@Jasmin_96_) you were so busy how did you find time to write a book with Hedwig, HIMYM, Gone Girl #AskNPH http://t.co/CyCFNTh2YNRebecca Stinson (@96Becky) asks: What’s your favorite ending in your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/rxI9ft0UXO http://t.co/Tjrt3NWfBoJoe (@JGH1211): what gave you the idea to write your autobiography as a choose your own adventure book? #AskNPH http://t.co/nr7M7VnRsIDani Francine (@DoctorSwarley) asks: Can your book still make me levitate even if I'm buying it late? #AskNPH http://t.co/qvMPNdKUMRJenna N (@Jennateur) asks: Why were people posting pics of themselves levitating while reading your book? #AskNPH http://t.co/ZQFTWEfkJ5#AskNPH Introduction - This is how I am, um, introduced. http://t.co/DndTNtOz1WAbout to start sending answers to your Twitter questions! Ready, set... GO! #barrage #AskNPH
Just finished filming my last scene for American Horror Story. I need to take a shower. Wash off all this horror.
I'll be watching #PeterPanLive tonight at 8 pm on NBC. You? Can't wait to see what will happen! Break a leg, cast. But not a wire...
Bid on my Hedwig beehive wig, all money goes to support NY Stage & Film. It smells just like... the crown of my head. http://t.co/GNr6x2goQa
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm super thankful for all of the blessings in my life, especially these three. http://t.co/a4gpjZOMl8
Heading home after @Davidburtka 's one man show. He crushed. So proud. If you get a chance, please spend some time with this wonderful man.
“@CaraCompass: I'm getting a calico cat what should I call her” I'd name her Puppy.“@smichelle2121: @ActuallyNPH With more than 11 million followers how much tweets do you get to read in a day?” 83.“@DieselPitman: I found your 70's doppelgänger! http://t.co/5o3cW7lVdt” GAH! My secrets are slipping. You never saw this.A loverly review of my tome: http://t.co/xPf3jCWTua It makes a terrific stocking stuffer, assuming your stockings are stretchy.
RIP, Mike Nichols. Brilliant director, lovely gentleman. Total class act. His work will live on forever.
...I was almost so sexy...
R. A. Montgomery: thanks for all of the (Choose Your Own) adventures over the years. Rest in peace. http://t.co/7RgtoOvdv2
Welcome to Broadway, Emma Stone! Can't wait to see your Sally Bowles in @Cabaret_Musical, starting tonight. Break a leg. And a heart.48 hrs left to support a lovely cause by hanging w/ @himymcraig and @CarterBays at the inspiration for Maclaren's! https://t.co/fRluIwleKSIt's Veterans Day. Sincere thanks to all those who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces for protecting our country. I salute you.
Vote for my book to be the funnierest of them all! https://t.co/2WhM7Pptuo
Took the family to the @BigAppleCircus today. Had an amazing, circustacular time! #metamorphosis http://t.co/qonrD1Lt16Know this: my variety show will absolutely be crafted by union writers. I've been assured by ITV that it will be a WGA show. Period.Watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. While everyone in the ensemble is amazing, @MrJCLynch is sublime. Wow. Bravo. #TwistyThis video of the 2014 Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta makes me proud of/miss/love NM! Amazing! http://t.co/mj58cLF1kO (via @Colossal )
No question. This year’s Halloween with @KellyRipa & @MarkConsuelos & @DavidBurtka was the best ever! #sothankful http://t.co/yb0EhiSUZfHappy Halloween from Gotham City!! http://t.co/3gzmG44iEfPapa, when are we putting on our costumes? We want to go trick-or-treating already!! #soon http://t.co/UbWOdxjBczHappy Halloween! Have wicked fun tonight, but don’t drink and drive. Instead use Uber! Your first ride is free: https://t.co/TZ67uxL5K6
“@laurelise23: To levitate, turn to page 107! @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/o8Ayq6Hyae” Yes! G'night!“@Lonebinky: @ActuallyNPH's book is full of magic! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/W4HOFiFS4I” Yes!My book tour travels are now complete! Hope the book gives you a lift. Now back to these amazing knuckleheads. #NYC http://t.co/F1rqN6lHKwAny LA'ers looking to get scared while using their smarts should check out http://t.co/VaRoEmxK14. You have 45 minutes to escape. Or else..!